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    C programmers are a bunch of twisted maniacs

    Any C programmers, or anyone with a C compiler...
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    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    And for those without a compiler...
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    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    It's a rude sentence generator Some of them are pretty funny though
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    it closes right away for me...even the exe

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    Run it from the console....

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    Yep, Weird people

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    Talking

    So who's offering to put a front-end onto it then!!!

    .....dripping furburger..... Where did they get that from!

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    "throbbing hooters"

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    Hehehehehe

    You may thank our good friend CyberSurfer for this piece of inanity I just changed it a bit so it would compile.
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    *runs away*

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    Not all C programmers are twisted. I mean look at parksie. He twisted but that doesn't mean all vb'ers are twisted
    "As for me, I am poor and needy but God is thinking about me right now." Psalm 40

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    VB'ers aren't twisted.... they're sissy's......

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    You can add the following statement at the end in order to make it pause when it finishes:
    [code]getch();[/b]Then, just hit any key to quit.

    Parksie, you are a sick, twisted, demonic...

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    So this is what Parksie does with his throbbing member all day.
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    If this is what he does with it all day, I can imagine what he does with it all night!

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    must u imagine, katie?

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    Yep...I have no choice. It's just the way I am.

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    Although I don't think my personality helps
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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