Fancy a beefburger with your coffee ?

[Gaffer]

Teenager confined to home for six months for spitting on burgers

A teenage Burger King worker who spat in burgers has been ordered to stay
indoors for six months by a judge.

Daniel P Musson, as well as spitting, used degreaser and oven cleaner to
sabotage the burgers.

He and two others teenagers had been charged with food tampering at the fast
food shop in Rochester, New York.

Musson was given five years probation and home confinement for six months,
reports the Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
http://www.democratandchronicle.com/ newspaper.

Musson apologised to the court and wept as he was sentenced. He agreed to
give evidence against two other co-workers accused of doing the same.

"It's something I have to live with the rest of my life," Musson told Monroe
County Court Judge Charles T Maloy.

The judge noted that Musson co-operated with prosecutors by testifying
against co-defendant, 20-year-old Scott B Savino.

Savino, who was convicted of the same charge, will be sentenced in August.
The third defendant was acquitted at a separate trial.
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Fireman put his chopper in boss's mug

A fireman is in trouble for surreptitiously putting his ***** into the
boss's coffee mug.

Fire Lieutenant Mark Tomczak admits putting his member in chief William
Beres' cup.

He pulled the prank while he and other firemen were cleaning the station
offices in West Allis, Milwaukee.

The incident, 10 years ago, came to light after Mr Beres' son began working
as a fireman and heard the story.

Mr Beres, who has since retired, has demanded Lt Tomczak be disciplined
despite the passage of time.

Lt Tomczak has been hauled before the Police and Fire Commission to hear
evidence, reports the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. http://www.jsonline.com/


An investigation showed seven firefighters witnessed the incident.

Lt Tomczak's lawyer, Ray Dall'Osto, told the panel Lt Tomczak regrets his
actions and confessed when questioned.

Mr Beres was chief of West Allis fire department from 1980-91. The hearings
continue in August.

[Ianpbaker]

on the first story, I think someone has been listening to too much eminem and who say's media corrupts young minds

[Gaffer]

Who's emimem?

;D

[crispin]

I am!!!

[Gaffer]

So am I?

Crispin, I am supposed to be working here. You are seriously endangering my wibble fishcake

[JungleMan]

Originally posted by crispin
I am!!!

Outright LIE! of course everyone knows that I AM Eminem. So don't steal my identity!

[Jethro]

You aren't meant to do the second one