Dealing with recruiters!

[abhijit]

Today's conversation:

Recruiter: So, are you willing to move to California?
Me: No, I would prefer a job nearby.
Recruiter: How about Boston, Mass?
Me: That's like 500 miles away.
Recruiter: Lots of companies recruiting in Boston.
Me: Do you have a specific job in mind?
Recruiter: Not right away, but send us your resume and we will look up one that matches your profile.

[GaryMazzone]

My reply is I am not looking to move at this point in time. I'll contact you if that changes, send me your contact info.

[honeybee]

Recruiter: Hello, am I speaking to Mr ..... ?
Me: Yes, what is it?
Recruiter: I have called you regarding a job opening at ... Are you interested?
Me: Umm... maybe. What's the job like?
Recruiter: Well, the job is for the position of .... with a ... company.
Me: Alright.
Recruiter: Can you confirm your date of birth?
Me: ....
Recruiter: Can you confirm your current company and CTC?
Me: ....
Recruiter: Can you send me your latest CV?
Me: ....
Recruiter: I shall forward your CV to the company and let you know.
Me: OK

A couple of days later:
Me: Is it ... ?
Recruiter: Yes, who is on line?
Me: My name is ....
Recruiter: Yes, it's regarding what?
Me: You had called me up a few days back for an opening with ... company?
Recruiter: Oh, so you are ....!
Me: Yes
Recruiter: Yes, tell me.
Me: You were supposed to get back to me with their feedback about my CV..
Recruiter: Oh, I shall find out and get back to you, ok?
Me: @#$

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