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    Hello Jimmy

    I see Katie has already warned you about a certain person, so that's saved me a job!

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    Originally posted by parksie
    Why does he need to be warned about me?

    Greetings Jimmy! Prepare for any threads you post that aren't already twisted to be dragged kicking and screaming into the gutter
    the Post Marathon is a race to the gutter

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    Hey, Your wee mate has a mullet!
    "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"

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    How do you know his "wee mate" has a mullet.................











    ohhhh you were talking about his cartoon in his signature.....nevermind!

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    Jethro
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    Originally posted by barrk
    How do you know his "wee mate" has a mullet.................

    Katie rocks

    They exchange nuddie photos of each other over the net. Amazing what a little knowledge of hair dressing can do.

    Did you think John mentioned the first born thing to Jimmy yet

    Gudday by the way Jimmy welcome aboard. We have a few rules around these here parts. 1. Don't make posts simply to increase your count, unless they are funny, mention breasts a few times, or are aimed at irritating some one no one likes.

    Don't worry we will point out nukem if he comes back

    Well another thread headed towards the gutter. My work here is done.

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    Originally posted by Jethro


    1. Don't make posts simply to increase your count, unless they are funny, mention breasts a few times,
    Well there's a fine couple of tits outside my window. I can't work out if they're blue tits or great tits, but they look pretty great to me.......
    "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"

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    Originally posted by SurfDemon


    Well there's a fine couple of tits outside my window. I can't work out if they're blue tits or great tits, but they look pretty great to me.......
    In the other forums SD. Why would a woman to paint her breasts blue by the way. Is this some sort of new fashion statement in Canada.

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    It gets kinda cold in the winter.....

    SD
    "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"

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    Jethro
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    Originally posted by SurfDemon
    It gets kinda cold in the winter.....

    SD
    .......................LOL.................................

    So this would of course have pointed out the blue shading

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    Originally posted by Jethro


    .......................LOL.................................

    So this would of course have pointed out the blue shading
    Well you have mentioned the pertinent facts

    SD
    "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"

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    Jimmy Changas
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    mmmm

    Tits *drools*

    oh! sorry should i say breastasis?

    Thank you all for your warm welcoming! i have a feeling that i will really enjoy this place.

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    Jethro
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    Originally posted by SurfDemon


    Well you have mentioned the pertinent facts

    SD
    The facts are quite a handfull on occasion.

    Welcome aboard Jimmy. Look forward to another member of the gutter club

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    Hello Jimmy!

    You have tits outside your window SD. Having tits outside your window must be fantastic especially perky pointy tits but the blue tits part seems a worry i dont know if id like perky blue tits that much. Though tits are wonderful things, big tits small tits just tits.

    I dislike man tits though especially on man-childs because man-tits just dont have the same effect as tit tits!

    And if your disagree your a tit!

    Hows that?

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    Can well image the scene around SD's place.

    Gets home after a day tit watching. Runs a bath. Strips off. Grabs his toy boat and jumps in. Then it's a quick game of "Sailor aroung the horn".

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    rule #3) no making fun of me cuz im still a Junior member
    Government is another way to say better…than…you.
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    Huh, what luck. Fascism you can vote for.
    Humph, isn’t that sweet?
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    Jethro
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    Originally posted by Skitchen8
    rule #3) no making fun of me cuz im still a Junior member
    Don't worry, we make fun of any member, regardless of status

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    yeah... i know

    LOL
    Government is another way to say better…than…you.
    It’s like ice but no pick, a murder charge that won’t stick,
    it’s like a whole other world where you can smell the food,
    but you can’t touch the silverware.
    Huh, what luck. Fascism you can vote for.
    Humph, isn’t that sweet?
    And we’re all gonna die some day, because that’s the American way
    -Stone Sour

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    Unless it's a small member...
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    I find that even a small member can be developed into something worth abusing with a little encouragement

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    spetnik
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    ...but the member who is harassed the most is Parksie's "Throbbing Member".
    Parksie, stop "jerkin" him around so much!!!

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    Jethro
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    Originally posted by barrk
    I find that even a small member can be developed into something worth abusing with a little encouragement
    ......................................LOL.........................

    Just spilt my coffee onto my lap......hmmm.......actually that feels kinda nice

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    Happy to be of service, Jethro! Next time drop the jelly doughnut too!

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    eww, jelly doughnuts?!?

    vanilla or toffee...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    Hey Jimmy, I see youve been warned....but ITS TO LATE MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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    vanilla or toffee???? where's the fun without the doughnut hole?

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    I bet the ringed and whole doughnuts cost the same!! Getting less for the same cash. Plus you can always make your own hole

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    Welcome aboard Jimmy..

    ahhhhhhhh another Halmark moment..

    [homer simpson drool] mmmmmm doughnuts [/homer simpson drool]

    ya i bet the jelly filled ones are well lubricated

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    damn people... are you all mental... chocolate creme filled all the way
    Government is another way to say better…than…you.
    It’s like ice but no pick, a murder charge that won’t stick,
    it’s like a whole other world where you can smell the food,
    but you can’t touch the silverware.
    Huh, what luck. Fascism you can vote for.
    Humph, isn’t that sweet?
    And we’re all gonna die some day, because that’s the American way
    -Stone Sour

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    Jethro
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    Originally posted by scoutt
    Welcome aboard Jimmy..

    ahhhhhhhh another Halmark moment..

    [homer simpson drool] mmmmmm doughnuts [/homer simpson drool]

    ya i bet the jelly filled ones are well lubricated
    ...................................LOL..........................................

    Damn, you have to clean off afterwards

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    scoutt
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    or use it for round 2

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    Jimmy Changas
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    Talking wooah

    Youse all gots some issues!

    issues..but funny issues at that!!

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    chenko
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    issues....is that what the world calls us?

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