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  1. Jun 20th, 2001, 03:07 PM #1
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    Smile parksies duck needs a name!

    Poor 'lil duck is nameless!

    My suggestions are Derek, Quentin or Bob (or Francis if it's got an "identity" crisis)

    Any other suggestions?
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    I'd call it Ducky, so it would be ok in Lancashire or wherever it is that says that
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Since I imagine it will be joining him in the tub, I suggest a female name!
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    BERTHA damn it!!!
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    Deborah Duck
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    Originally posted by barrk
    Since I imagine it will be joining him in the tub, I suggest a female name!
    Oh, and I thought Parksie was gay.

    I would've said that the name has to start with Mr, but I guess it can be Mrs.
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    Miss Deborah Ducksworth!
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  9. Jun 20th, 2001, 03:23 PM #8
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    Can he afford a.. uhm... call duck with such an expensive sounding name?
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    Call ducks always make up exotic names for themselves...a lot like porn ducks.
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    Oh, kind of like my cross-dressing stage name: Daisy Jarvis.

    Is that right? Its your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name?
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    I'd give it the name of a character from Twin Peaks
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  14. Jun 20th, 2001, 03:41 PM #12
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    That's it! You wouldn't happen to have pictures of any of your stage performances would you? I'd swear I've seen that name on credits somewhere!
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    There is a movie quote that would go perfectly here, something about "his pants and your dignity." *shrug*

    Anyway, the movies were burned with all my dresses and the backless pants that Jethro liked so much.
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    LOL

    Jethro will be sooooo dissappointed!
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    Bob (for the ducks name)
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    Rory the lion? (That'll confuse folk)
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    Duck Rogers!
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    SD, can you Mullet the Duck?
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    Originally posted by CiberTHuG
    SD, can you Mullet the Duck?
    I don't have time just now, but I'll try later on tonight.

    SD

    P.S. Mullet the Mallard?
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    Originally posted by CiberTHuG
    SD, can you Mullet the Duck?
    That sounds vaguely obscene..........or is it just me????
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  23. Jun 20th, 2001, 04:26 PM #21
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    parksies dick needs a name!
    Why on earth would you be worried about that, Pix?!?!?!?!?
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    Originally posted by barrk


    That sounds vaguely obscene..........or is it just me????

    Yes, definately.

    Hmmm... Wonder what Tinkerbell would look like--

    No... must not let the Mullets over run the forum.
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    Originally posted by denniswrenn


    Why on earth would you be worried about that, Pix?!?!?!?!?
    Cause he is sick of calling it Dennis? *shrug*

    Sorry, that was a slow pitch right over the plate.
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    Originally posted by denniswrenn


    Why on earth would you be worried about that, Pix?!?!?!?!?

    According to SD it's name is wee mullet........I'm not sure why!
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    If you ever run out of things to say, talk about parksie's *****
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    Would be a rather short conversation from what I hear
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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    If you ever run out of things to say, talk about parksie's *****
    Uhm... I hope that isn't dating advice. With help like that, Goodreams doesn't stand chance.

    Oh, wait, see what I did... I shifted the focus like that...

    oh nevermind.

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    Originally posted by barrk
    Would be a rather short conversation from what I hear
    That made me choke on my choc ice!!
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  32. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:02 PM #30
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    how about "Simon's Duck"
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    Originally posted by chenko
    how about "Simon's Dick"

    Your's just doesn't seem as popular as Parksie's Simon...maybe you need more exposure!
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    Originally posted by denniswrenn


    Why on earth would you be worried about that, Pix?!?!?!?!?
    LOL
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  35. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:17 PM #33
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    I dont show my duck to just anyone
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  36. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:18 PM #34
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    Re: LOL

    Originally posted by barrk
    Jethro will be sooooo dissappointed!
    That is just so mean. I have a good mind to take my hands off my hips, turn off the soundtrack to The Sound of Music, and hit you with my sweet little black satin handbag.
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  37. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:20 PM #35
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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    If you ever run out of things to say, talk about parksie's *****


    Ok moving right along in my Book of a thousand and one conversation topics.................


    "One Angry Corn Feed" for the ducks name
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  38. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:21 PM #36
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    Originally posted by barrk


    That sounds vaguely obscene..........or is it just me????
    It's a Canadian thing, you know living too close to bears
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    That's where my handbag went! Return it immediately!
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  40. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:23 PM #38
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    how about "Duck" neva heard that before
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    I simply have to step forward with the glaringly obvious choice of name for it.... "***** the Duck". Pure simplicity
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    I leave to watch bizarre TV programs (Banzai!) and here you all are talking about my nuts

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