who is a REAL programmer?

[markman]

In all the video's about programming and such, you always see long haired guys eating stale pizza staying up all night coding with the philosophy of "People like girlfriends just get in the way of my coding" and sleep on a couch in your cubicle. Who in these forums is like that? My main guess is Jethro, going by his sheep killing thing and wierd vb version. Ayone volunteer to point the finger at thyself or others?

[SteveCRM]

Im the loser that stays up all night watching those movies

I stay up late sometimes, I do like pizza, I don't have long hair, and I have no girlfriend (hey Im only 15!!!)

[kovan]

i stay up and code al night
but during the day i look like a normal person
*depends on what you define normal*
i have a girlfriend *i think i still do*
and i dont have long hair
i hate pizza
and i certainly try to socialize more than i code
*having cybersex all the time*

did that help?

[Jethro]

Sorry Markman.

Have a crew cut, don't like pizza, married, with a degree in business

Mind you have been known to spend all night coding.

Sheep killing thing?????????????????

Psst am a Business Analysis who dabbles in programming...vb version (which l spelt wrong) is Open Insight, a farily widly used business gui. Also do revelation and Visual Basic, but am avoiding doing Delphi cause l am really crap at it and LA laughs at me.

[Mr Goose]

well im probably the closest to that description and im a vb newbie

My social life is minamilistic to say the least
Sex life? Whats this you speak of?
Do spend many days up late programming (i have bizzar sleep habits anyway so this isnt so bad)
Dont have long hair recently got all my hair on my head shaved off
I do pass out on my floor on regular occasions tho

[kovan]

Originally posted by Jethro

Have a crew cut, don't like pizza, married, with a degree in business
..

married? outch i feel sorry for the wife
with a degree in business? now i know aussie degreez are useless, could be one of the reasons why they are offering us canadians degrees with practically little effort that could be done on our side

*kovan will use the funds that he planned for OZ, for his new roadster*

[denniswrenn]

Originally posted by markman
In all the video's about programming and such, you always see long haired guys eating stale pizza staying up all night coding with the philosophy of "People like girlfriends just get in the way of my coding" and sleep on a couch in your cubicle. Who in these forums is like that? My main guess is Jethro, going by his sheep killing thing and wierd vb version. Ayone volunteer to point the finger at thyself or others?

I don't have long hair, I love pizza, but can't eat it since I'm on a diet(started yesterday after I finished off the last 2 pieces of left over pizza), I used to stay up all night coding(last summer), but not anymore... I don't have a girlfriend quite yet, but I hope that will change soon(Perhaps next friday, if all goes well...)... I point my finger at Steve...

[Jethro]

Originally posted by kovan


married? outch i feel sorry for the wife
with a degree in business? now i know aussie degreez are useless, could be one of the reasons why they are offering us canadians degrees with practically little effort that could be done on our side

*kovan will use the funds that he planned for OZ, for his new roadster*

Two degrees, neither from OZ universities.

We have to get Canadians cause of this stupid law requiring the low IQ set get varsity places. Unfortunatly we couldn't find anyone down under with a low enough IQ, (except for the odd Liberal Party member who couldn't write), hence we had to send out to Canada.

Am thinking of Masters at UNSW however? Don't know yet.

Don't worry about the wife, she walks around with a constant grin on her face. Must be why she puts up with me

[kovan]

well technically i am not canadian
so if they have low iq that dont apply to me



now i know why you had that mexican like guy as an avatar
got kicked out by the wife a lot? so you set outside playing that guitar or what ever that was when wife doesnt want to put up with you

now i am starting to know more and more about your character

[Jethro]

Naw, she doesn't like me wandering around on my own............might actually end up down the pub

And the Mexican guy, was a hillbilly playing a banjo.

Now take your medication and have a bit of a sleep, you'll feel better.

So the Canadians refused you citizenship, l told you not to put down "violent overthrow of the corrupt capitalist dictatorship" as the reason for applying for it.

[kovan]

oh i got my canadian citizenship alright,
damn i knew i shoulda put that reason for applying
i probably woulda gotten it faster
they messed up my papers
my bday says
00/00/1980 (and i cant change it)

at least they give everyone a standard bday (July 1, being canada day)
but me, i got NULLED
unfortonately we coudn't provide real bdays, since we never kept track of when we were born, being from a 3rd world country and all

however, my bday is coming up (the real one, according to history checks i did on my family background ect....)
July 10,
i expect a gift or something

[Jethro]

Will work on the "something"

Canadian Government Departments sound like a good intro to what you can expect down here. Just got charged double GST, rang and complained about it, was told to pay the second time and then lodge a complaint

[kovan]

thanks
anything that is NOT related to gays i will be able to handle
*soo homophobic*

[Jethro]

Originally posted by kovan
thanks
anything that is NOT related to gays i will be able to handle
*soo homophobic*

So moving to Sydney................the second gay capital behind San Fran That didn't sound right. Don't worry all the gay people hang out in darlinghurst getting buim waxes Then they spread out into the rest of the city.

Have a couple of mates who are gay, but not gushing or anything. They can even drink in the bars out west without getting beaten up. Sydney is generally a very gay friendly city, except for the web fingered brigade.

[kovan]

good i dont have any gay friends
i probably shoot them
but thats another story
anyways
am done studying for tonite

good night *gday for you*

[SteveCRM]

now now dennis, lets not point fingers

[Fox]

Steve, your sites down.. prolly Namezero wants money *g

[Arbiter]

Well, I used to a have a skinhead and a goatee (in true Northern thug style), but when I started getting promoted I had to make myself look a little more professional.

Now I'm clean shaven (my face, before the smut starts!) and have a decent haircut. Not very intimidating anymore, but it helps pull the women...

Behemoth has long hair. Hence his name.

[Jethro]

Originally posted by Arbiter
Well, I used to a have a skinhead and a goatee (in true Northern thug style), but when I started getting promoted I had to make myself look a little more professional.

Now I'm clean shaven (my face, before the smut starts!) and have a decent haircut. Not very intimidating anymore, but it helps pull the women...

Behemoth has long hair. Hence his name.

So do you like your women shaven as well, and let the smut start

[SteveCRM]

Fox: yeah I know....damn them! Dimava told me about it a few days ago. It takes 6 - 8 weeks for a new one :-( I hope to be getting stevesrealm.com

[Jethro]

Originally posted by SteveCRM
Fox: yeah I know....damn them! Dimava told me about it a few days ago. It takes 6 - 8 weeks for a new one

Next time use gaffa tape on your.....................oops wrong thread

[SteveCRM]