good, squeeky clean jokes!

[markman]

I am a fan of corny jokes (Yes i know, make fun of me all you want). I decided that we should have a corny jokes thing. Sooo, Ill start us off:
How did the moonman cut his hair?









Eclipse it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Another one (not as clean, but still ocrny):
How do you get a fat lady in a thong?





You take the letter "f" out of the word weigh.
HAHAHAHAHA
Say what you are thinking and you will get it.
Now remember to keep it clean on all the consecutive posts.

[Jethro]

How do ya fix a pizza?

Use tomato paste

Groan............................

How do you make a hormone


Don't pay her

Good God......................

Ok there's these three blokes at a bar. An American, a Brit, amd a Maori.

The Brit says "Buckingham Palace. The tour takes two hours."

The Seppo says "Empire State Building. Takes three hours to get too the top"

They both look at the Maori who says

"Well Wahine's, they have big......................"

Oops was meant to be clean right.

[Wynd]

Well, this is chit chat...

What did the astronaut say when he blew up the moon?
He apollo-gized.

Why should you never run in front of a bus?
You will get tired.

Why should you never run behind a bus?
You will get exhausted.

Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents?
It was a bit bazaar.

As I rowed my little boat
Toward the river shore,
A small black bird kept me from landing,
Quoth the raven, "never moor."

What did the run say to the floor?
"Ok, i got ya covered."

I'll be back with more!

[denniswrenn]

Originally posted by Wynd

What did the astronaut say when he blew the moon?

These jokes were supposed to be clean...

[Jethro]

Originally posted by denniswrenn


These jokes were supposed to be clean...

....................................LOL..................................................

[Wynd]

[Wynd]

Why was the belt thrown in jail?
He held up a pair of pants.

What did one wall say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner.

Where do pigs park their cars?
In porking lots.

- "Have you heard about the object-orieented way to become wealthy?"
- "No..."
- "Inheritance."

[Jethro]

Originally posted by Wynd
In porking lots.

You guys really are into public expression aren't you

[Wynd]

Man, you guys have the...
*remembers which forum this is*

[parksie]

Come on Jethro, another virgin thread just gagging to be dragged into the gutter and given a good seeing-to

[Jethro]

Hey l got the "pork" thing happening. Just don't know any dirty jokes which are appropriate here.

Is it my fault that Wynd has to get his pork sword out and start wving it franatically around. Horrible great thing that it is.

[Wynd]

Just picture the eyes of my avatar burning into your soul as he waves around a giant pork sword.

[Jethro]

*shudder*