How do ya fix a pizza?

Use tomato paste

Groan............................

How do you make a hormone


Don't pay her

Good God......................

Ok there's these three blokes at a bar. An American, a Brit, amd a Maori.

The Brit says "Buckingham Palace. The tour takes two hours."

The Seppo says "Empire State Building. Takes three hours to get too the top"

They both look at the Maori who says

"Well Wahine's, they have big......................"

Oops was meant to be clean right.