[RESOLVED] artificial intelligence

[formlesstree4]

Yes, it would be considered a Jest in Time Compilation.

[weirddemon]

Yes, it would be considered a Jest in Time Compilation.

Ha! Good one.

[weirddemon]

Re-reading through this thread provides me with some amusement that varies in intensity. Though, this has inspired me to pose the question: Why don't we write our own book, as a community?

You are a gentleman and a scholar! A community book is just what we need!

In fact, here it is:

The FAI That Could - The story of Moti Barski, a forum and the desparate efforts to stave off insanity

I've started it, but feel free to add and edit to it as you all desire. The password is vbforums1.

That site is a super easy site for online collaboration like this. We can even go back revisions if a certain someone deletes what we've already written

And, don't forget to use the Battke Programming 2011 3rd Edition "book" as a reference!

Happy writing!

[baja_yu]

Here's something interesting to try

1. Read the section about making a human doll. The part about drilling a hole for the mouth and using hot water bottles aludes to its intended purpose.
2. Now, remember the writer's likeness from the Youtube videos.
3. Combine the two points and enjoy the mental image.

[weirddemon]

Here's something interesting to try

1. Read the section about making a human doll. The part about drilling a hole for the mouth and using hot water bottles aludes to its intended purpose.
2. Now, remember the writer's likeness from the Youtube videos.
3. Combine the two points and enjoy the mental image.

Did you read the first page of the book? This is what I aimed at! Except for the hole+warm water thing. But I'm sure we could throw that in there.

Be sure to edit it!

[Shaggy Hiker]

I believe the Moti-vacated right out of this thread. And thus another fine chapter comes to an end.

[weirddemon]

I believe the Moti-vacated right out of this thread. And thus another fine chapter comes to an end.

That sucks. We were getting a good laugh.

I think he'll be back though.

[visualAd]

He'll be back to warn us when his AI becomes self aware and is about to take over the world.

[visualAd]

Maybe we should build a robot to go back in time kill him before he creates it. It can be called "The Terminator"

[baja_yu]

But the robot could take sides with his AI and together they could create the Matrix.

[Lord_Rat]

I'm not sure the Matrx would come out of that. Probably something more akin to a psychadelic trance.

Like the "Happy ..... happy ..... happy ..... KILL THE PRIME MINISTER OF MALASIA!" from Zoolander. =)

[moti barski]

update request for wierddemon :

1 got a job passing flayers for a plumber, will use money for robot, bp chapter :
NAVIGATION FOR QUERIERS is prooving to be usefull, walking 15KM per day

2 contacted royal society (of science), and requested assistance for finding testers in my region
and reviews, and i was ignored, I believe theire actual job is to use scientific techniques to measure crap

3 working on bp 4

[boops boops]

2 contacted royal society (of science), and requested assistance for finding testers in my region
and reviews, and i was ignored, I believe theire actual job is to use scientific techniques to measure crap

If that is really their job, you'd think they would have at least replied. What is the RS coming to?

BB

[moti barski]

floccinaucinihilipilification has a reverse effect on us

[FunkyDexter]

got a job passing flayers for a plumber

Yeah, those tradesmen'll skin you alive if you don't watch 'em.

[weirddemon]

Yeah, those tradesmen'll skin you alive if you don't watch 'em.

That's what she said!

[honeybee]

2 contacted royal society (of science), and requested assistance for finding testers in my region
and reviews, and i was ignored, I believe theire actual job is to use scientific techniques to measure crap

Holy cr**, I didn't know they had scientific techniques to measure crap! Do they use colour, odour, volume, weight, density or what?

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[baja_yu]

Holy cr**, I didn't know they had scientific techniques to measure crap! Do they use colour, odour, volume, weight, density or what?

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http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...8/bono-is-crap

One of their more disturbing episodes. But still funny as hell

[honeybee]

floccinaucinihilipilification has a reverse effect on us

Did you actually invent that word? Your AI seems to be making rapid strides!

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[NeedSomeAnswers]

Holy cr**

What you mean you can get 'Holy Crap' too?, does the pope have to bless it ?

Originally Posted by moti barski
floccinaucinihilipilification has a reverse effect on us

Did you actually invent that word? Your AI seems to be making rapid strides!

No it's an actual word, there are different spellings of it but basically it means 'Valueless' or or of 'little value'.

What it means in the context of Moti's sentence i have no idea !

[boops boops]

From the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary (the big 2-volume 1, 1992 edition):



So Moti's meaning was clear. It's the word "us" that worries me.

floccinaucinihilipilification has a reverse effect on us

[Lord_Rat]

No you have to intercept a pope's flush.

[moti barski]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...8/bono-is-crap

One of their more disturbing episodes. But still funny as hell

that's actually what i had in mind when i wrote it

[Shaggy Hiker]

No you have to intercept a pope's flush.

Kind of like a royal flush only more godly?

[Lord_Rat]

Exactly!

[honeybee]

Kind of like a royal flush only more godly?

A papal flush, to be precise.

Well, it would have to be scientifically measured before its actual value could be ascertained. Or else we shall be accused of floccinaucinihilipilification!





PS: No, I didn't type the word.

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[Shaggy Hiker]

Well, it would have to be scientifically measured before its actual value could be ascertained. Or else we shall be accused of floccinaucinihilipilification!

I encourage you to feel free to measure that as long as you so desire, and using any metric you want, just so long as it doesn't involve me. For my part, my estimation of its value is sufficient, and I have no desire to make any further measurements....but you go ahead.....whatever floats your boat.

[baja_yu]

whatever floats your boat.

Or whatever floats your floater.

[Lord_Rat]

It's a crappy job, but somebody's gotta do it...

[honeybee]

whatever floats your boat.

I have an uneasy feeling of sinking deeper into this game of crap.

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[FunkyDexter]

I think I'll just pull up a stool and watch the show.

[NeedSomeAnswers]

This thread Smells !!

[TheBigB]

Cross-thread quote:

OMG he's a terrorist.

I think that should be added to the tags.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I think I'll just pull up a stool and watch the show.

That was my favorite response.

....though now that I think of it, I have never really "pulled one up" before....rather the opposite, I suppose.

[Lord_Rat]

You've never had one peek out and then dart back in (usually painfully) ??

Mmmm. Mental images. This thread has gone to the dumps.

[Shaggy Hiker]

A turtle poking its head out?

[zaza]

As a fish biologist, you have surely made extensive study of the mud shark.

[Shaggy Hiker]

No, but I AM familiar with the brown trout.

[weirddemon]

No, but I AM familiar with the brown trout.

13 pages, 519 posts and we're still going strong!

[baja_yu]

Yeah, except now we are the ones writing nonsense, not Motti.