[RESOLVED] artificial intelligence

[honeybee]

That's a gem, deskin animal! ROTFLMAO

I have to fight the temptation to download and read this stuff. I don't think I shall be able to do anything productive for a few months if I read it.

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[FunkyDexter]

Damn, I finally scumbed to the temtation and decided to download the pdf but waddayaknow... it's charged. While I might fancy a good larf I don't think I'm inclined to pay for it in this instance. I'm off to FailBlog instead. Come to think of it, I'll just keep reading the thread as it amounts to much the same thing.

[abhijit]

Damn, I finally scumbed to the temtation and decided to download the pdf but waddayaknow... it's charged. While I might fancy a good larf I don't think I'm inclined to pay for it in this instance. I'm off to FailBlog instead. Come to think of it, I'll just keep reading the thread as it amounts to much the same thing.

Nope. It is not charged. I have the downloaded the book. If you want a copy, PM me your email address.

[abhijit]

Moti,
I think you meant to use the word "prey".

12 Gophers: keep a cat and a bird bath for birds of pray.

[moti barski]

thanks abhijit

yo dexter it is a free download, in the oron link ya gotta scroll down then you see the free download/slow download link

[weirddemon]

thanks abhijit

yo dexter it is a free download, in the oron link ya gotta scroll down then you see the free download/slow download link

Intellectually speaking, it's best that he doesn't read it. He'll probably end up losing some IQ points. But, it does make for a good laugh.

[TheBigB]

Great, page 10, now I'm unsubscribing

[Lord_Rat]

Another 133 posts to go before it's my page 10. 132 now ...

[Shaggy Hiker]

Yeah, that ORON site is really annoying. I thought it was charged, too, at first, but eventually I realized that their model is to give you a free download, but hide that fact and annoy you extensively if you try to use it, all while pushing the paid service. The paid service just removes all the annoyances. It would be a reasonable model if there were things that you would be downloading frequently, but it makes no real sense if the downloads are fairly small and infrequent.

[abhijit]

Dropbox and Box.net are the best file sharing sites in my opinion.

[moti barski]

abhijit that box.net site seems to have some sweet features can you hook me up with tutorials
and tell me what that site offers ?

[weirddemon]

abhijit that box.net site seems to have some sweet features can you hook me up with tutorials
and tell me what that site offers ?

"Tutorial"

"Features"

[moti barski]

that was cool BUT i'd rather get the answer from abhijit

[weirddemon]

that was cool BUT i'd rather get the answer from abhijit

It's not about being "cool." It's about showing you that 99.99% of questions can be resolved via Google searches and you're only impairing yourself and hampering others when you decide to be lazy.

[moti barski]

a programmer is supposed to be lazy

abhijit post 371 m'k

[minitech]

a programmer is supposed to be lazy

abhijit post 371 m'k

I believe you misunderstood the concept there. Nobody is supposed to be lazy. Programmers are supposed to be efficient.

[honeybee]

Great, page 10, now I'm unsubscribing

What, now?? This is where the fun starts, dude!!

Moti, a hypothetical question: What if Abhijit posted the same links?

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[formlesstree4]

What, now?? This is where the fun starts, dude!!

Moti, a hypothetical question: What if Abhijit posted the same links?

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He would've accepted it just fine.

[honeybee]

He would've accepted it just fine.

That was cool but I'd rather get the answer from Moti.

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[Shaggy Hiker]

That was cool but I'd rather get the answer from Moti.

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That was cool, too, but I'd rather get that answer from abhijit. After all, his answers are clearly Moti-endorsed.

[abhijit]

I would rather give the same answer that weirddemon did.

[weirddemon]

I would rather give the same answer that weirddemon did.

If you look back at the OPs posts in the VB.NET section, you'll notice a similar pattern.

He'll ask people to explain something and wait hours for a response, when a Google search and 5 minutes could give him the info he wants

=/

[FunkyDexter]

After all, his answers are clearly Moti-endorsed

...which should be all the Moti-vation you need.


OK then, downloading attempt 2. You know what I really need? Some sort of AI to handle this sort of thing for me.

[weirddemon]

...which should be all the Moti-vation you need.


OK then, downloading attempt 2. You know what I really need? Some sort of AI to handle this sort of thing for me.

I see what you did there...

[FunkyDexter]

OK, possibly I'm being dumb (probably actually) but I still can't download it for free. There's a Regular Download option but if I press that I get a message saying I've downloaded my maximum limit of 500Mb already. Don't know how because I've never even heard of Oron before. It tells me I've got to become a premium member and, if I click on the link for that, it gives me a list of paid options. Modi, you didn't create that site yourself using YuppyMapper did you?

Anyway, Abhijit, my email's on the way. And let me make this absolutely clear to everyone: I only want to recieve an email from abhijit. Clear? Good.

Oh alright, any of you can email me... because your cute.

[minitech]

That was cool but I'd rather get the answer from Moti.

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CCRep+

(Yes, the forum needs a separate Chit-chat Rep system.)

[weirddemon]

OK, possibly I'm being dumb (probably actually) but I still can't download it for free. There's a Regular Download option but if I press that I get a message saying I've downloaded my maximum limit of 500Mb already. Don't know how because I've never even heard of Oron before. It tells me I've got to become a premium member and, if I click on the link for that, it gives me a list of paid options. Modi, you didn't create that site yourself using YuppyMapper did you?

Anyway, Abhijit, my email's on the way. And let me make this absolutely clear to everyone: I only want to recieve an email from abhijit. Clear? Good.

Oh alright, any of you can email me... because your cute.

I'm just going to leave this right here...

[kregg]

Here is the PDF.

I'm only sharing this because I've been suffering from deep depression for quite some time. For the first time in my life, my depression has been cured, and it's all thanks to you, moti_barski.

You are a true legend. The only thing missing from that book is how to cure cancer, but it doesn't even need to be put in, because the tears of laughter I and anyone who reads this will shed could be used to cure cancer.

[moti barski]

i don't have a beef with cancer

[weirddemon]

i don't have a beef with cancer

I don't think you even know what you're saying at this point.

[baja_yu]

Maybe that's yottamarker talking.

[weirddemon]

Maybe that's yottamarker talking.

Ha! That FAI can't make coherent sentences that weren't chosen from a predefined list.

[minitech]

You call that sentence coherent?

(It's an AAI, not an FAI.)

[baja_yu]

Well keep in mind that Battle Programming states that 25% of the book was written by Yottamarker. I would love to hear what parts exactly

[moti barski]

i should have copied more than just the last word of post 388 into the input textbox

[Lord_Rat]

textbox

[stlaural]

i should have copied more than just the last word of post 388 into the input textbox

So we ARE talking with the yotomocker

Nice try.

Edit: I think I see page 11... Its right after the next turn.

[weirddemon]

So we ARE talking with the yotomocker

Nice try.

This is actually quite fascinating.

As we read his posts, we see the OP sink further and further into his delusion.

[minitech]

Someone could make this into a book...

[stlaural]

Yes, but who in the world could copy/paste this into a book?