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  1. Jun 18th, 2001, 10:03 PM #1
    Jethro
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    Wink For Aussie members only.....

    How do you identify a Western Australian in the cricket team?

    He's the one carrying the drinks
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  2. Jun 18th, 2001, 10:28 PM #2
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    Q. What precaution should you always take when having sex with a Kangaroo?
    "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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  3. Jun 18th, 2001, 10:35 PM #3
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    No, Seriously. I thought you guys would know
    "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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  4. Jun 18th, 2001, 10:40 PM #4
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    Originally posted by SurfDemon
    Q. What precaution should you always take when having sex with a Kangaroo?
    The only precaution I know is to watch out for the feet.
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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  6. Jun 18th, 2001, 10:43 PM #5
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    Where do you think the song line

    "Tie me kangaroo down sport"

    came from
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  7. Jun 18th, 2001, 11:06 PM #6
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    hmmm Your Game Jethro!

    I put it down too more discrimination against the sandgropers more than anything!
    Bob Simpson did it! Geoff Marsh didnt. Joe Buchanan well he's a compete ******!
    Tell me the man who made this team the best team in the world GEOFF MARSH FROM WHERE WA!
    Buchanan is screwing it up!

    You are refering to Martyn of course who's recent form puts him miles above anyone else in the Australian Squad by averages!

    Then would u have a look at the Vice-Captain hmmm!
    And maybe the worlds best Number3 batsman!
    Shall we take a journey into the 1990's and look at the figures in sheffield shield and Mercantile Cup most succeful team would be who! oh thats right WA.

    I must say we were getting a bit bored over here with no competition from anyone else besides QLD.

    Then we also have Zimbabwe's top batsman playing with us. Sculptured by the masterful WA coach!
    Ohh and whom did Steve waugh say made the biggest difference in the amzing World Cup win was it Tom Moody. Sure as hell was.

    Your joke should be more How do you tell a NSW'man in the cricket team?
    He's the one on his knees in front of the coach sucking his ....
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  8. Jun 18th, 2001, 11:10 PM #7
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    Whoa dude.........................finally got a reaction.
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  9. Jun 18th, 2001, 11:57 PM #8
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    Beacon stop stamping your feet, you're only going to knock your wine cooler over and get the stuff all over your mercades tshirt. And you should be ashamed of yourself drinking in the Eagles club house.

    And that thing about NSW players is a lie, l mean l didn't make the aussie team
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  11. Jun 19th, 2001, 12:30 AM #9
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    Hey man i'm only mucking around!
    I knew you were chasing that so i gave it too you!

    pffft as if you'd catch many anywhere near those champagne drinking yuppies! They even probably went to mercades college(happens to be a girls school which explains their footy style)
    And i'd never knock over a wine-cooler!
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  12. Jun 19th, 2001, 12:32 AM #10
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    Remember i'm oz i can take a joke!
    Actually thought it was quite funny!
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  13. Jun 19th, 2001, 12:39 AM #11
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    Realised that

    And stop holding Alan Jones over our heads. Ok so he got caught in the mens tiolets doing strange things in Pomgolia, but he ain't indicative of NSW, well....if you don't count Darlinghurst anyway.

    [For foreigns Alan Jones was once the Wallaby coach]

    Q. Why did both Wallaby Wingers put their dicks in the fridge?

    A. Because Alan Jones wanted a couple of cool ones after the game.

    One of these days the rest of Oz is gonna forget about the Jones boy.
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