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    It's back!

    Yes, it is the return of the rubber ducky

    *squeeze* *squeak*
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    I still have hopes of seeing the cheesy smile in the future!

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    Well, Parksie, I know someone who wants to borrow it

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    *sings* Rubber ducky, you're the one!


    Nothing better than the musical stylings of Bert and Ernie!

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    o yes. but ernie is to busy now to take a bath. he's running a marathon!!

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    come to think of it, u should be to

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    I need a couple of cups of coffee first.........I haven't the energy right now!

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    try PowerAide, they are selling some on the sidelines.

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    Deal? What deal
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    I should be so lucky lucky lucky lucky
    I should be so lucky with my rubber ducky

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    Originally posted by parksie
    Deal? What deal
    FORUM RIOT!!!!!!! ........... oh well just me then

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    I'm the first in town if there is a riot goin' down..

    RAH!!!!!!!!!!

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    RIOT!!!!!
    *burns katie's hair*
    (WHOOPS! SORRY!)

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    Okay....you guys woke me up now!
    I'll join the riot!

    *Katie burns her bra*


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    *admires the view*
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    *droop*

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    I BEG your Pardon, Chris.........you couldn't possibly be more wrong! Unless of course you were referring to your drooping member which sounds like a personal problem to me!

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    Either he's got a problem, or he can't type drool
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Originally posted by barrk
    I BEG your Pardon, Chris.........you couldn't possibly be more wrong! Unless of course you were referring to your drooping member which sounds like a personal problem to me!
    Without a bra they droop!! That's all I was saying!!

    Parksie: *drool*

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    I'm in good shape! I do NOT droop! Saggy boobs are disgusting and I've worked very hard to avoid them! Geesh!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Ewww...that was NOT a mental image I wanted
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    Blame Chris, not me! I think it's rather rude of him to say such a thing without any information to back him up!

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    They do!!!!!!!!! Why would women have bra's if they didn't need support?!?!

    Maybe yours don't much, obvisouly I don't know that, but generally they do otherwise they wouldn't be needed.

    Blimey ppl

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    Okay.....you did say droop and not sag....so I overreacted a little...yes, they do need some support as with all women. Sorry I overreacted!

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    apology accepted! I was ganna say *sag* but then I though that would be offensive I think you should be more concerned at what parksie said!

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    Beverly Hills, Calif., security consultant Paxton Quigley introduced SuperBra recently, a $30 garment that doubles as a holster for a gun the size of a snub-nosed .38 revolver; said Quigley: "If a woman is attacked, the purse is the first thing taken from her (so) a good place to conceal a weapon is in the chest area." And in March, the British firm Gossard introduced the $40 Ultrabra Airotic that inflates (via accompanying pump) up to two cup sizes for the woman who, according to a spokesperson, doesn't want "huge breasts through the day but (does) want to have them in the evening."
    Ben Lambert told reporters in Winnipeg, Manitoba, in May that he was forecasting to sell 40,000 pairs this year of his new E2U men's underwear, featuring a "three-hammock arrangement with non-crushing support" that would allow the scrotum to relax, whether the man is standing or sitting. Lambert said his shorts, priced at about $16 to $22 (US), would fit in much the same way that a bra fits a woman and would remove the need for men periodically to adjust their shorts for comfort.
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    LOL

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    Damn, missed out again. So katie when you are at the beach, they point up to the seagulls rather than across to the surf. Impressed!

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    It's called exercise and refusing to get old!

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    Originally posted by barrk
    I'm in good shape! I do NOT droop! Saggy boobs are disgusting and I've worked very hard to avoid them! Geesh!!!!!!!!!!!!
    and Tom?

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    Sounds like fun
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Exercizing.........no, not fun but necessary. Refusing to get old..............yep, it's definitley fun!

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    I plan on growing old, but extremely disgracefully
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    Me too!!!!!!!!!

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    Well that depends on the Exercizing you do, cant get past some good ol' pelvic thrusts

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    Damn Im getting slow

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    Good point, Simon!

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    Originally posted by barrk
    Good point, Simon!









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    Originally posted by chenko
    Well that depends on the Exercizing you do, cant get past some good ol' pelvic thrusts
    TUT!!!!!! exercising!!!

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    Originally posted by barrk
    Exercizing.........no, not fun but necessary. Refusing to get old..............yep, it's definitley fun!
    Damn, might try that after another cup of coffee and a cig....hmmm, might leave it till after beers at lunch

    Aussie exercise

    Put right arm flat on counter, grasp beer glass, now lift now lift now drink now drink. Glass back on counter, repeat three hundred times, fall off bar stool.

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