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Feb 27th, 2011, 01:33 PM
#1
Surgery on Wednesday
Excision of the rectum!!!! 
Wish me luck.
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Feb 27th, 2011, 02:02 PM
#2
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
But then who will be advising me on folding chairs on Wednesday?
Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.
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Feb 27th, 2011, 02:37 PM
#3
Fanatic Member
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
 Originally Posted by visualAd
Excision of the rectum!!!!
Wish me luck. 
luck!
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Feb 27th, 2011, 04:20 PM
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Feb 27th, 2011, 07:23 PM
#5
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
I am sure that's what it will feel like for a few weeks
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Feb 27th, 2011, 07:38 PM
#6
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
Yipes! I had double-bypass surgery in 2009. I think I had the easier one!
-Max
The name's "Peck" .... "Max Peck"
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Feb 28th, 2011, 05:16 AM
#7
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
I'd lay off the curries for a bit if I were you.
Seriously, thouigh, I don't envy you. Good luck and a swift recovery.
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Feb 28th, 2011, 06:35 AM
#8
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
I've heard of the expression "busting your arse" but this is a bit over the top don't you think?
Best of luck mate.
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Feb 28th, 2011, 07:37 AM
#9
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
I think the doctor's trying to poison you. He's giving you arse nick.
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Feb 28th, 2011, 08:58 AM
#10
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
 Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
I think the doctor's trying to poison you. He's giving you arse nick.
The name's "Peck" .... "Max Peck"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." - Red Adair
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Feb 28th, 2011, 01:04 PM
#11
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
 Originally Posted by penagate
I've heard of the expression "busting your arse" but this is a bit over the top don't you think?
Best of luck mate.
Gender re-assignment is not meant to be easy.
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Feb 28th, 2011, 01:48 PM
#12
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
 Originally Posted by visualAd
Gender re-assignment is not meant to be easy.
ok i'll go along with that just for point of conversation, but as far as i know, there isn't any difference in the rectum of the sexes!
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Feb 28th, 2011, 02:37 PM
#13
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
This is going to change our relationship forever.
I don't live here any more.
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Feb 28th, 2011, 06:16 PM
#14
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
 Originally Posted by wossname
This is going to change our relationship forever.
Ah well. Turn and turn about.
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Mar 2nd, 2011, 05:40 AM
#15
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
Good luck with your ass-removal surgery today!
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Mar 3rd, 2011, 08:58 AM
#16
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
Good luck with your surgery!
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Mar 3rd, 2011, 12:51 PM
#17
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
Good luck
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Mar 4th, 2011, 02:52 AM
#18
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
How did the surgery go? Did wossname survive the excision?
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Mar 4th, 2011, 05:44 AM
#19
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
i survived. Sitting down is somewhat uncomfortable with a sewn up butt. But not as bad as the catheter which thy just removed.
Okay, maybe a bit too much detail, but I really am living the dream.
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Mar 4th, 2011, 12:00 PM
#20
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
What dream would THAT be?!?!?
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Mar 4th, 2011, 12:18 PM
#21
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
 Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
What dream would THAT be?!?!?
the rectal face-lift he just had. It looks 20 years younger now.
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Mar 5th, 2011, 01:43 AM
#22
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
No more of those soap moments in prison now.
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Mar 5th, 2011, 10:57 AM
#23
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
The more I see in this thread the less I understand it. I believe that to be a good thing.
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Mar 5th, 2011, 12:24 PM
#24
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
 Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
The more I see in this thread the less I understand it. I believe that to be a good thing.
Me too
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Mar 5th, 2011, 05:28 PM
#25
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
I gave up trying to understand my health a long time ago. I just enjoy the ride now.
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Mar 8th, 2011, 06:08 PM
#26
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
Dosed up on pain killers and becoming more mobile. On a good note I get a few weeks off work.
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Mar 14th, 2011, 05:03 AM
#27
Addicted Member
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
and avoid getting kicked in the back side...
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Mar 14th, 2011, 06:16 AM
#28
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
I am off the pain killers now and replaced them with alcohol. I am becoming mobile enough to wan to do more than I should.
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Mar 14th, 2011, 11:17 AM
#29
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
Too wan to do more than you should?
You may consider it beyond the pale, but we really shouldn't tell you to lighten up.
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Mar 14th, 2011, 11:39 AM
#30
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
Yeah, that Wossectomy can be tough.
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Mar 14th, 2011, 05:21 PM
#31
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
Don't do too much, or you'll end up rect....
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Mar 17th, 2011, 04:49 PM
#32
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
 Originally Posted by baja_yu
Yeah, that Wossectomy can be tough.
There's a joke about a "large organ" being removed but I think it's probably a tad rude.
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Mar 18th, 2011, 05:37 AM
#33
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Mar 18th, 2011, 11:06 AM
#34
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Mar 18th, 2011, 11:26 AM
#35
Re: Surgery on Wednesday
 Originally Posted by visualAd
I am off the pain killers now and replaced them with alcohol. I am becoming mobile enough to wan to do more than I should.
I don't think alcohol enemas are good for you
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