...is the man.

I just want to be him for a day. Or year. That sounds awesome.

I can't really think of a better role model for angry, alcoholic thirty-somethings like me to look up to. He says things sober that I only say after about 9 pints of cheap dutch lager and a bad takeaway.

Mark my words, in a couple of decades he'll be the new Chuck Norris.

And he's named after his favourite habit too! A giant among men.

Lord Sheen, I salute you.