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    Surgery on Wednesday

    Excision of the rectum!!!!

    Wish me luck.
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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    But then who will be advising me on folding chairs on Wednesday?
    Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.

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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd View Post
    Excision of the rectum!!!!

    Wish me luck.
    luck!
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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    What happens to your avatar after that?

    Perhaps this would be more apt...



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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    I am sure that's what it will feel like for a few weeks
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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    Yipes! I had double-bypass surgery in 2009. I think I had the easier one!

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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    I'd lay off the curries for a bit if I were you.

    Seriously, thouigh, I don't envy you. Good luck and a swift recovery.
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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    I've heard of the expression "busting your arse" but this is a bit over the top don't you think?
    Best of luck mate.

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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    I think the doctor's trying to poison you. He's giving you arse nick.
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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyDexter View Post
    I think the doctor's trying to poison you. He's giving you arse nick.
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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    Quote Originally Posted by penagate View Post
    I've heard of the expression "busting your arse" but this is a bit over the top don't you think?
    Best of luck mate.
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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd View Post
    Gender re-assignment is not meant to be easy.
    ok i'll go along with that just for point of conversation, but as far as i know, there isn't any difference in the rectum of the sexes!
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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    This is going to change our relationship forever.
    I don't live here any more.

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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

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    This is going to change our relationship forever.
    Ah well. Turn and turn about.
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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    Good luck with your ass-removal surgery today!

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    Good luck with your surgery!
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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    Good luck

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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    How did the surgery go? Did wossname survive the excision?

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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    i survived. Sitting down is somewhat uncomfortable with a sewn up butt. But not as bad as the catheter which thy just removed.

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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    What dream would THAT be?!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    What dream would THAT be?!?!?
    the rectal face-lift he just had. It looks 20 years younger now.
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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    No more of those soap moments in prison now.
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    The more I see in this thread the less I understand it. I believe that to be a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    The more I see in this thread the less I understand it. I believe that to be a good thing.
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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    I gave up trying to understand my health a long time ago. I just enjoy the ride now.
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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    Dosed up on pain killers and becoming more mobile. On a good note I get a few weeks off work.
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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    and avoid getting kicked in the back side...

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    I am off the pain killers now and replaced them with alcohol. I am becoming mobile enough to wan to do more than I should.
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    Too wan to do more than you should?

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    Yeah, that Wossectomy can be tough.

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    Don't do too much, or you'll end up rect....
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    Re: Surgery on Wednesday

    Quote Originally Posted by baja_yu
    Yeah, that Wossectomy can be tough.
    There's a joke about a "large organ" being removed but I think it's probably a tad rude.

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    Liver? Brain?
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    Pipe? Electric?
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    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd View Post
    I am off the pain killers now and replaced them with alcohol. I am becoming mobile enough to wan to do more than I should.
    I don't think alcohol enemas are good for you
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