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  1. Jun 15th, 2001, 10:33 AM #1
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    The beer god demands a sacrifice

    With all these threads about the Christian god flying around, my god (the beer god) has got angry and demands a sacrifice.

    All who are worthy must go out and consume copious amounts of beer to appease him. Go forth my children and spread the word of the lord (over the pavement/sidewalk at closing time).

    Anyone thinking of converting will be pleased to know that my god is very forgiving, and has a place of worship in almost every town.

    Repent, Repent for the day of jug-ment is here

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  2. Jun 15th, 2001, 10:35 AM #2
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    thy will be done SD....
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  3. Jun 15th, 2001, 11:48 AM #3
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    O.. (hic)...LORD , I (hic) sherve u with all from (hic) the bottle of my heart. No matter waht any(hic)one may shay, you are my bottle. I drink from thee and live the way u love. ZZZZZZZZ
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  4. Jun 15th, 2001, 05:24 PM #4
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    Talking yeeah

    Beer god???

    Well what about liquor god?? you cant tell me their is no such thing...

    i think his name is jack daniels
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  6. Jun 15th, 2001, 05:26 PM #5
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    I thouht it was Captain Morgan!
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  7. Jun 15th, 2001, 05:27 PM #6
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    Well, you can worship the beer god if you like, but a new god is in town. His name: Nookie God!! He has simple demands...any form of sexual interaction at least 3 times a week.

    Beer...Sex...Beer...Sex...Beer...Sex...hmm, tough choice!

    Perhaps a time share scheme could be arranged. 1 week Beer God, next week Nookie God.
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  8. Jun 15th, 2001, 05:30 PM #7
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    Does that mean we can only have sex every other week????????

    Forget that nonsense!
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  9. Jun 15th, 2001, 05:39 PM #8
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    Well alternating days then! Nookie/Beer god does not mind.
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  11. Jun 15th, 2001, 05:42 PM #9
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    Nope....I'm entitled to eight times per week plus a bonus every six months and I'm not willing to compromise! Just read the I found God thread and you'll understand!
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  12. Jun 15th, 2001, 05:47 PM #10
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    can't please some people
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  13. Jun 15th, 2001, 05:52 PM #11
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    OOps wrong thread. It was the Post Marathon thread!
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  14. Jun 16th, 2001, 08:44 PM #12
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    Hmmm....................................beer -> where's a pissed smily when you need one. Thanks in advance Matthew

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