Real Artificial Intelligence!

[noahssite]

Hey I put together a small PHP based application which is meant to simulate a artificial intelligence application. It was meant to be a joke on a few friends but they actually believed it. Here is the link for it, tell me what you think.

http://www.noahssite.com/AI

I told them that sometimes the logic takes a while so it adds to the effect.

Also I am still working on improving the application.

[Justa Lol]

i'm sorry to be rude... but the Intelligence is missing

[wossname]

That is truly amazing. Do you need room-temperature superconductors to make this work?

[namrekka]

You [08:02:33 am]: boo

AI [08:02:33 am]: Roses are red, something else is blue, seriously who are you? Nah, I'm just kidding. I know who you are from that big Mental Institution up in New York. I'm not mean am I?

How did he found out.......
Amazing

[JuggaloBrotha]

Real Artificial Intelligence!

If it's artificial, how can it possibly be real?

[Shaggy Hiker]

Most of our food products are artificial, yet they still fill you up if you eat enough of them.

[EntityX]

What about Artificial Real Intelligence?

[noahssite]

but the Intelligence is missing

well..

It was meant to be a joke

Do you need room-temperature superconductors to make this work?

Pretty much.

Real Artificial Intelligence!

If it's artificial, how can it possibly be real?

It's an oxymoron.

[moti barski]

just like the A.I failed scripts from the loebner test, for any input the output is a sentence patern
no emotions
no will
and the replays seem detatched from the input

is this supposed to be a joke about me ?

quate of dialog with the application :

hello

AI [12:00:21 am]: Hello, welcome to Noah's artificial intelligence. How are you?

You [12:00:35 am]: i\'m fine

AI [12:00:35 am]: I'm sorry I don't understand what you're saying, must be my old age.

You [12:03:03 am]: i am good

AI [12:03:03 am]: Good eh? Well isn't that wonderful!

You [12:03:16 am]: it is the best

AI [12:03:16 am]: Next time try asking me a question instead. Remember questions end in question marks. Duh!

You [12:40:12 am]: hi

AI [12:40:12 am]: Too lazy to write a proper "Hello"? I am ashamed of you! Please do it again, and proper this time!

You [12:40:24 am]: how are you

AI [12:40:24 am]: Excuse me? Did you just say that!?!? Nah what am I kidding I don't even know what you said. Why not just ask me how my day was or something logical.

You [12:40:40 am]: how are you ?

AI [12:40:40 am]: Have you seen inception? You must have since that's how confusing your question is. Maybe reword it.

[formlesstree4]

is this supposed to be a joke about me ?

It was meant to be a joke on a few friends but they actually believed it. Here is the link for it, tell me what you think.

I'm not sure, the hamsters are still running it on their wheels, but I'd have to say that no, it was not a joke about you.

[noahssite]

@moti barski for your second quote, it should have started somewhat of a conversation. I have to check over my code you shouldn't have got that response.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Not being able to predict the response would be typical of a true AI.

[stlaural]

Funny prank, and even funnier because your friends believed it

[noahssite]

Funny prank, and even funnier because your friends believed it

I feel like the illusion is going to be ruined if they ever search "Noahssite's artificial intelligence" on Google as this thread is the first result.

[Nightwalker83]

A.I would be possible if you could translate everything you learn at school, uni, etc in code. Although I doubt anyone could be bothered.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I disagree. I think an AI would be a learning engine, and it would have to experience the world around it and build up its body of knowledge from those experiences, just like everyone else. I'm working on it with a design for a robot that will be curious enough to want to explore, will be drawn to sunlight, will tend to avoid humans, but will mostly spend its time sleeping....oh bother, that would be a cat.

Still, it's worth a try.

[moti barski]

i think A.I should replace women, do battle, do chores, be enjoyable to hang with.

hey shaggy if you got some vb.net codes, imports, refernces, walkthroughs, techniques, book recommendations for robotics link me up please.

[Nightwalker83]

I disagree. I think an AI would be a learning engine, and it would have to experience the world around it and build up its body of knowledge from those experiences, just like everyone else. I'm working on it with a design for a robot that will be curious enough to want to explore, will be drawn to sunlight, will tend to avoid humans, but will mostly spend its time sleeping....oh bother, that would be a cat.

Still, it's worth a try.

Yes, however it is going to know the rules, etc that we know there needs to some basic code before the A.I can't learn its own.

[FunkyDexter]

that we know there needs to some basic code before the A.I can't learn its own

My knowledge of AI is limited but I have worked with neural nets a bit. The key point is you don't 'program' any behaviour at all. Instead you create a blank net, throw an input at it and then tell it what the correct output should be. It 'learns' outputs for inputs by adjusting the lengths of the connections between the nodes in a similar manner to the way the synapses grow and shrink in the human brain. Later you can throw the same input at it and it should produce the same output.

AI isn't programmed, it's trained. That's what allows it to make best guesses when faced with an input it hasn't encountered before. It's also what allows it to make mistakes. Train a Hopfield network to recognise a captial U. Then give it a capital V as input. It will probably tell you that V was a U because it's never been trained to recognise the difference and they look similar so it will make a best guess.

[stlaural]

i think A.I should replace women

No A.I will ever be able to do that, they're too complicated.

[baja_yu]

No A.I will ever be able to do that, they're too complicated.

Nobody said AI should replicate them. It would be an improved replacement.

[NeedSomeAnswers]

i think A.I should replace women

!

Why would you want to do that ?

[noahssite]

My knowledge of AI is limited but I have worked with neural nets a bit. The key point is you don't 'program' any behaviour at all. Instead you create a blank net, throw an input at it and then tell it what the correct output should be. It 'learns' outputs for inputs by adjusting the lengths of the connections between the nodes in a similar manner to the way the synapses grow and shrink in the human brain. Later you can throw the same input at it and it should produce the same output.

AI isn't programmed, it's trained. That's what allows it to make best guesses when faced with an input it hasn't encountered before. It's also what allows it to make mistakes. Train a Hopfield network to recognise a captial U. Then give it a capital V as input. It will probably tell you that V was a U because it's never been trained to recognise the difference and they look similar so it will make a best guess.

Sounds interesting. You don't happen to have a book or a reference where I can read up on this? Besides searching Google which I probably will.

[formlesstree4]

Nobody said AI should replicate them. It would be an improved replacement.

I chuckled at this.

Other then a few quirks here and there with the responses I think it's good as a little practice and recreational fun to build your experience.

[moti barski]

Nobody said AI should replicate them. It would be an improved replacement.

THANK YOU.

A.I a girlfriend without the negging, accessible, WAY cheaper, no deseases, no bad smell, no aging, appearance can be calibrated.

guys what do you think about project aiko of lei trung, personaly i think her chin is too long, i looked at the candy doll site for the model of that doll and the original's chin looks ok, i guess he modified her.

also noahssite you might wanna check out alice bot which is a chatbot you could surpase her if you put yourself to it.

shaggy, you might wanna check out a program called robot's programmers bronza it is easy to use and has a simulator for a robot with all sorts of sensors and the environmet of the simmulator is manipulatable.

[FunkyDexter]

You don't happen to have a book or a reference where I can read up on this?

I'm afraid not. I haven't touched them much since I was at College (which is iver a decade ago now). The only time I did play around with nets since then was folowing a conversation with a freind; I tried to descrbe neural nets to him but couldn't so I knocked up a Hopfield net to demonstrate.

If you want to learn about them I think that's actually a good way to go about it. Find a tutorial that describes exactly how to create a train a hopfield network (hopfields are ideal because they're nice and simple) and then create one. When you first create it you'll be thinking 'What's the point in this?' but when you start training a few simple images into it and seeing the result everything about how nets in general work will fall into place.

[MarMan]

Interesting. Reminds me of Eliza. Does anyone remember Eliza?

[KLASH]

nothing and thanks

[noahssite]

nothing and thanks

What?

[Milk]

<snip>A.I a girlfriend without the negging, accessible, WAY cheaper, no deseases, no bad smell<snip>

I think you're hanging out at the wrong bars.