For Katie, Pix, any other females...

Matthew Gates · Jun 12th, 2001, 01:05 PM

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Matthew Gates · Jun 12th, 2001, 01:07 PM

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**CiberTHuG** · Jun 12th, 2001, 01:08 PM

And my luck, I'd only get the very unattractive, not sexually satisfying clients.

And I would say that it is probably better to work for money and buy your sex later, but I've never done this. This is probably for the same reason.

Matthew Gates · Jun 12th, 2001, 01:19 PM

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**barrk** · Jun 12th, 2001, 01:35 PM

Most men have to work for it...unless of course you look like Mel Gibson!

spetnik · Jun 12th, 2001, 03:36 PM

... or write poems like me

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(I'm not promoting this too much am I?)

**barrk** · Jun 12th, 2001, 03:38 PM

Oh, were you promoting? It was so subtle I didn't even notice!

Jethro · Jun 12th, 2001, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by spetnik
... or write poems like me .

(I'm not promoting this too much am I?)

You sick puppy. The sisterhood is aware of this approach. Having taken a few knocks trying the sensitive new age male approach myself.

Your mates will just laugh at you, get over it, crack another beer, and watch the footy like any self-respecting male. Chicks love that, it gives them something to nag about

Well, as well as the tiolet seat, the lawns, and dirty laundry.

**barrk** · Jun 12th, 2001, 05:42 PM

I think you guys have it all wrong....Tom's done some things that I really thought I'd never get over and I've tried to stay mad and then he does one sweet thing to make up for it and my resolve melts and I forgive him anything.......including dirty laundry!

If you knew how easy it was to get out of trouble you'd be saying nice things or writing poetry all the time!

Jethro · Jun 12th, 2001, 06:06 PM

The poem didn't work for a down under audience. Interesting though. I find flowers work

**barrk** · Jun 12th, 2001, 06:09 PM

Yep...flowers definitely work here too!

**SurfDemon** · Jun 12th, 2001, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by Matthew Gates

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Parksie, just e-mailed me, he wants to offer you a job

SD

Jethro · Jun 12th, 2001, 09:16 PM

Originally posted by SurfDemon

Parksie, just e-mailed me, he wants to offer you a job

SD

Does it involve peanut butter..................be afraid, be very afraid.

Matthew Gates · Jun 12th, 2001, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by SurfDemon
Parksie, just e-mailed me, he wants to offer you a job

SD

Did I mention, females only?

Jethro · Jun 12th, 2001, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by Matthew Gates

Did I mention, females only?

Well there's a couple of job opportunities that you have probably blown

Never mind, you could probably still score a position in the Food Service Industry.

**chrismitchell** · Jun 13th, 2001, 05:58 AM

Originally posted by spetnik
... or write poems like me .

(I'm not promoting this too much am I?)

spetnik you should talk to anoop he could sell your poems for you... he has many contacts... just don't ask him about any nuclear warheads being sold in the US..

Jethro · Jun 13th, 2001, 05:02 PM

Whats the story with nuclear warheads sold in the US.

**parksie** · Jun 13th, 2001, 05:13 PM

I'm sure someone's sullying my reputation

Jethro · Jun 13th, 2001, 05:48 PM

Possibly no more than you achieve yourself. Keep up the good work. Where the hell is SD by the way, l feel he is no longer PULLING his weight in this forum.

**parksie** · Jun 13th, 2001, 05:51 PM

Probably off having fun with someone's wife.

**barrk** · Jun 13th, 2001, 05:52 PM

He (SD) stopped in this morning to say he has another all day meeting...........not sure what kind of meeting..........he could be meeting someone else's wife I suppose!

**parksie** · Jun 13th, 2001, 05:54 PM

He does seem to go to quite a lot of "all day meetings" suddenly

Jethro · Jun 13th, 2001, 06:08 PM

He's probably with Simmo at Katie's place. OMG, the house will be burnt down by the time Katie gets home. Run like the wind katie.

Katie's neighbour, "Well we tried to save something, but all we could get was this blowup sheep. I knew they were strange, this is America we use blowup women. WHat the hell are they, commies"

SD "Yeah and they voted for Bush as well"

Neighbour "They voted for Bush!"

SD "That's right, Bush is a commie"

Neighbour "Goddaim wait till l tell the militiamen!"

SD "SO you got any beer in your fridge"

Simmo "I could go a sherry"

Neighbour "Goddamn it boy are you a homo"

Simmo "Well not according to your wife"

News of the Day "Following rioting in California City today, Police have arrested an English agitator and a Canadian Bacon producer."

**barrk** · Jun 13th, 2001, 06:10 PM

LOL.............maybe I should go home....who knows what those two are up to at my house!

**parksie** · Jun 13th, 2001, 06:14 PM

There were two shadows moving 'gainst your bedroom light
You're dressed in black when I left you were dressed in white

**barrk** · Jun 13th, 2001, 06:18 PM

Now that I think about it, Tom's home....I'm probably completely out of beer and the pool is full of naked people! Now I really need to go home!

**parksie** · Jun 13th, 2001, 06:22 PM

And join in?

**barrk** · Jun 13th, 2001, 06:23 PM

Well..............of course!

**parksie** · Jun 13th, 2001, 06:26 PM

Hehehe

7 minutes

**barrk** · Jun 13th, 2001, 06:27 PM

Yep! Today has gone by rather quickly compared to yesterday!

Must be the attitude adjustment ...... helps all the way round!

**parksie** · Jun 13th, 2001, 06:29 PM

Attitude adjustment is fun...especially when you force it on someone else

**barrk** · Jun 13th, 2001, 06:30 PM

You guys always seem to help me improve my attitude..........

**parksie** · Jun 13th, 2001, 06:33 PM

We try, we try.

And something to remember when times are hard at work (when they're hard at home that's okay

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**barrk** · Jun 13th, 2001, 06:34 PM

Such beautiful artwork!!!!!!!!!! thanks, Parksie!

See you tomorrow.........sort of.

**parksie** · Jun 13th, 2001, 06:36 PM

Sort of...yes

Even though we both know what each other look like

Jethro · Jun 13th, 2001, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by parksie
Sort of...yes Even though we both know what each other look like

That is a very strange and weird concept.

Naked people in pool, Tom out of beer. OMG, grabbing my speedos, a couple of cases of vb, and sprinting over...once l get the AAF to loan me a F111, and of course a pilot for it.

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