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    Unhappy I'm a freak.........

    I came in to work this morning and realized that if I ever had to write another line of code I was going to kill someone!

    I hate programming.......I don't want to ever do it again.......

    I've spent the past 20 years writing code and I don't know how I'm going to last another day doing it!

    I don't know how to do anything else, though. Now what??????????????

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    But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
    What the hell am I doing here?
    I don't belong here

    And she's running out the door
    She's running
    She'll run, run, run, run
    Run

    Whatever makes you happy
    Whatever you want
    You're so ****in' special
    I wish I was special

    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    It's weird to wake up one morning and decide that the past twenty years have been a waste!

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    Yep sure is. You ok though ? I thought those lyrics from a radiohead song, were quite apt. Just do what you do best -->
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    It's okay Katie, I admire you .
    A female programmer! That is an excellent thing in my eyes.
    Programming is life Katie, and nothing more .

    Or at least, I wish it was like that...well, have to include sex in there too .

    Programming and Sex = LIFE!

    Plus Katie, you know how to cook, clean, do all that mommy stuff, and make your husband happy, so it's all good .

    And also, you've made good money! Just stick with the programming, so easy..and interesting in knowing how things work. I see games made and programs and most of the time, I wonder, how did they do that? What code or API function did they use to do that? So I try to look into it and find it .

    That's just what a programmer does. Someone who uses a computer, non-programmer, will look at a program and think, "this is a great program" and if it's a security anti-virus program, they don't wonder how it work, they just think, "ok, I installed this on my computer, I'm safe, nothing to worry about because I'm protected", but me...I love to know how it all works .

    Sex may be on my mind 24/7, but there is also programming on my mind at least 23-24/7 too, love programming, and I am plannin' to learn quite a few more programming languages over the summer. My brain feeds on it, I jus' love it!

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    I'm fine, really. I just need a break for a while.

    The lyrics fit perfectly with how I feel today.

    If I just did what I do best for a living...I'd be in jail!

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    Originally posted by barrk
    If I just did what I do best for a living...I'd be in jail!

    Hrmmm???

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    Don't go there Matthew.

    Thought about giving it all away too, but then decided what the hell there ain't enough bugs in the world.

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    There always prostitution katie!

    I hear parksies i pretty good pimp!

    Now what... Well i suggest looking at your kids and seeing how happy they are and how much you've given them and you'll see you havent wasted 20 years but given much happiness to your husband and your kids.
    Somehow i cant figure out how you can say you've wasted 20 years when you influenced these ppl and many more so greatly.

    But you have a right to be depressed you american after all!

    Come to Up Over that'll cheer you up.

    I dont know you that well but if you dont want to keep on at programming or computers i'm sure i can arrange a drug syndicate you can join!

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    Hey katie is a honorary aussie sheila Now how could you claim twenty years of wasted effort having gained this notable achievement. I'll just pop down to see John Howard to make it official, (if he has managed to extract his head from the paper shredder since Beacon's last visit).

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    Nope he's still there and i'm still sinkin the beers laughin my head off at him!

    Bring Back the beer skullin PM he was crap at everything else but he could skull beer and that makes a top leader if you ask me!

    Is it just me or is Downer Gay?

    **** mate if she's an honorary shiela what she complainen for bloody hell remeber Gods an Aussie.

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    Yeah that Downer guy is strange (for other lesser nations, Alexander Downer is our foreign minister), he reminds me of Bert Newton. Lets face it, you wouldn't employ either of em in a day care centre.

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    No, but you might want to put him in one
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    Good morning, everyone. I'm feeling much less freakish this morning. It seems to hit me around the this time every year...my kids are out of school, my husband is a teacher so he's off work and I get up and come in here to sit in front of a computer while they have a life.......I always feel better after a short rant!

    I do wish I was home with them though! Oh well, that's life I guess.

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    Originally posted by barrk
    I do wish I was home with them though!
    Me too.......wait there, I AM!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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    Katie, have you checked the children lately

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    Yep, immediately after reading Simon's post.....they are safe and sound and Simon is nowhere near them!

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    I'm sure they're having fun playing "Simon Says"






    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    I'm sure my kids are smart enough not to listen to what Simon says....that could get them in HUGE trouble!

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    Simon says "Take this plastic sheep and........."

    Ah, nicely glidinbg down towards the gutter. The ball is in your court Parksie......l have a very evil grin on my face at the moment.

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    I don't normally keep balls in my court I keep them somewhere else very close to me
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    LOL

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    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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