Segwaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

[wossname]

http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/...f-drives-cliff

[capsulecorpjx]

Segway is a terrible invention/design.

A motor scooter is much safer, more reliable, faster and more comfortable, than standing on a self-balancing two wheeler.

[abhijit]

I stopped reading after "According to a report in the Daily Mail,"

[wossname]

The worst thing about that guy's tragic demise is that he would have looked like a dork all the way down. He was probably listening to the Ting Tings on his iPhone 4 as well.

[kregg]

At first I read it as the inventor died from his own invention. But then I realised the person who died was the one who bought the company.

So, so disappointing. Is it bad that I wanted someone killed this badly just for laughs? I know, I'll go to hell.

[baja_yu]

He deserved it. I know kregg will go to hell because of what I said (as I don't believe in it), but I just had to say it.

[kregg]

He deserved it. I know kregg will go to hell because of what I said (as I don't believe in it), but I just had to say it.

I don't believe in it either, but I didn't want to spoil the joke.

Ah well. At least I won't have to pay for any heating bills

[demotivater]

That ting ting's chick is hot, I saw her on a kid's program banging a drum.

[abhijit]

I had to google "Ting Ting"

[Lord Orwell]

"he liked it so much, he bought the company"
this design doesn't make you look like a douche.

http://www.liquida.com/video/a4e7532...military-show/

Someone said it would be worth buying one just to make seguay owners pee themselves.

[I_Love_My_Vans]

He was probably listening to the Ting Tings on his iPhone 4 as well.

"Shut up and let me segway... hey!"

[JuggaloBrotha]

Mr. Orwell, that is one neat machine. Would you by chance know what the cost to purchase one of those is? and where I might be able to buy one? I could probably just use that to go to work, even in 2ft of snow

[wossname]

That military version is pretty good, you could get it to fetch beer from the fridge remotely.

[Lord Orwell]

optional machine gun mount. Seriously.

The link i posted above has all the relevant info. I don't think it's for sale yet though.

[wossname]

A lager mortar perhaps.

[honeybee]

The worst thing about that guy's tragic demise is that he would have looked like a dork all the way down. He was probably listening to the Ting Tings on his iPhone 4 as well.

But on the brighter side, he probably died a green death. You know, instead of driving an automobile into the river, thereby polluting the river with the remaining fuel, oil, metal and plastic debris and so on...

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[Maven]

I stopped reading after "According to a report in the Daily Mail,"

LOL me 2

[wossname]

But on the brighter side, he probably died a green death. You know, instead of driving an automobile into the river, thereby polluting the river with the remaining fuel, oil, metal and plastic debris and so on...

I KNEW there was a happy ending! Nice one.

[baja_yu]

What about the acid from the batteries?

[honeybee]

What about the acid from the batteries?

Ah, good point. But it would still be much less than the acid from a car battery.

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