[RESOLVED] Just how funky Dexter really is?

[baja_yu]

"Morbo demands an answer to the following question!"

[TheBigB]

I recall reading he used to have meter long hair and played in a band.
Funky nuff?

[baja_yu]

Oh that. I thought it was because he smelled bad.

[Hack]

Who is Dexter?

[NeedSomeAnswers]

It's Mr Funky to the likes of you & me,

i heard that he once jammed with George Clinton and owns a guitar shaped like Cat !

[FunkyDexter]

OK, here are my funky credentials:-
1. I do indeed have long hair and it's tightly curly. That might not sound funky but I can back-comb it to get the biggest white guy 'fro you've ever seen.
2. I used to play in a funk-rock band in the early 90s. We covered the theme tune from Hong Kong Fuey.
3. My fashion sense has never progressed beyond the 70s. I typically wear boot cut jeans and mambo really loud shirts.
4. I'm a keen climber. Climbing is a sport in which you sweat alot, don't wear socks (you can't feel the rock as well) and don't wash your shoes because it can distort the shape. My climbing shoes are funky beyond belief. People have been known to refuse to get into my car if I've had my gear in there because it's just too funky.
5. My climbing buddies have nicknamed me Disco Dec. They say it's because I'm prone to tension wobbles causing my legs to gyrate like Elvis during difficult moves. I maintain it's just my latent funkiness exhibiting itself. Mind you, they've also nicknamed me Uncle Fiddle Fingers. They say this is a referenceto my guitar playing and I'm happy to accept that explanation as the alternative is less than palatable.
6. I've been known to get on down like a sex machine but these days I'm finding it increasingly difficult to get on up like one.
7. My favourite posession is a device for opening locks. It's a fun key.

Does that answer the question, Morbo?

[Hack]

Are you guys talking about kiwiDexter?

[FunkyDexter]

Yes.

[JuggaloBrotha]

I thought this was a thread on the TV show Dexter

[baja_yu]

Does that answer the question, Morbo?

Very much so. Just one more thing

1. I do indeed have long hair and it's tightly curly. That might not sound funky but I can back-comb it to get the biggest white guy 'fro you've ever seen.

Would like to see that. Who's with me?

[Torc]

Not me, my monitor is a strictly Non-Funky monitor, and I have to keep it away from such things.

e.g. This is as close as I can get to the theme tune for this show Saiyuki aka Monkey

[NeedSomeAnswers]

OK, here are my funky credentials:-
1. I do indeed have long hair and it's tightly curly. That might not sound funky but I can back-comb it to get the biggest white guy 'fro you've ever seen.
2. I used to play in a funk-rock band in the early 90s. We covered the theme tune from Hong Kong Fuey.
3. My fashion sense has never progressed beyond the 70s. I typically wear boot cut jeans and mambo really loud shirts.
4. I'm a keen climber. Climbing is a sport in which you sweat alot, don't wear socks (you can't feel the rock as well) and don't wash your shoes because it can distort the shape. My climbing shoes are funky beyond belief. People have been known to refuse to get into my car if I've had my gear in there because it's just too funky.
5. My climbing buddies have nicknamed me Disco Dec. They say it's because I'm prone to tension wobbles causing my legs to gyrate like Elvis during difficult moves. I maintain it's just my latent funkiness exhibiting itself. Mind you, they've also nicknamed me Uncle Fiddle Fingers. They say this is a referenceto my guitar playing and I'm happy to accept that explanation as the alternative is less than palatable.
6. I've been known to get on down like a sex machine but these days I'm finding it increasingly difficult to get on up like one.
7. My favourite posession is a device for opening locks. It's a fun key.

Thats all very interesting but do you in fact own a guitar shaped like a cat ?

[Hack]

I thought this was a thread on the TV show Dexter

I didn't know there was a TV show called Dexter. But, then I don't have Showtime.

[FunkyDexter]

I own a cat shaped like a guitar. It involved major DIY surgery and he doesn't seem to be as active these days. Does that count?

[NeedSomeAnswers]

I own a cat shaped like a guitar. It involved major DIY surgery and he doesn't seem to be as active these days. Does that count?

Yes !

Is the cat called George Clinton by any chance ??

[zaza]

When dipping his biscuits in his tea, he becomes a dunky feckster.

[demotivater]

Anyone that remembers Hong Kong Fuey, much less covers the theme is pretty damned funky in my book. I'm sure that makes someone happy, somewhere, maybe?

[FunkyDexter]

I used to work unloading ships and was incredibly fussy about the state of the containers.

I was a finicky docker.

[NeedSomeAnswers]

So Baja, are you going to resolve this thread now that we have determined that FunkyDexter is indeed Funky due to the following;

he used to have meter long hair and played in a band

I used to play in a funk-rock band in the early 90s. We covered the theme tune from Hong Kong Fuey

People have been known to refuse to get into my car if I've had my gear in there because it's just too funky

I own a cat shaped like a guitar

in conclusion he is -

pretty damned funky in my book

[baja_yu]

pretty damned funky in my book

I'd like to verify that. Where can I buy your book?

[FunkyDexter]

It's only available via mail order. Send me £9.99 and I'll pop one in the post. Honest. You can trust me.