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    ha ha ha *runs*

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    Core blimey!

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    let the wars begin

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    Yeah! Just when I thought the Granny Smith was good enough for me, they bring out the Red Delicious, and now all I can't stop thinking about is the Red Delicious, even though I recently bought the Granny Smith and there is no other real reason to buy the Red Delicious except from it BEING RED AND DELICOUS OMG WANT WANT WANT WANT!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kregg View Post
    Yeah! Just when I thought the Granny Smith was good enough for me, they bring out the Red Delicious, and now all I can't stop thinking about is the Red Delicious, even though I recently bought the Granny Smith and there is no other real reason to buy the Red Delicious except from it BEING RED AND DELICOUS OMG WANT WANT WANT WANT!!!!
    You are a total and utter 'tard. You actually LIKE Red Delicious apples? You are contributing to the banality and utter blandness of all civilization. Of course, I'm not sure what kind of 'tard that makes you. If you were a Mactard, you would probably go for the Honey Crisp, which is a very good apple, but not nearly as good as the hype around it.

    Personally, I like the Braeburn, but I recognize that my selection is so severly limitted that my choice is skewed. I haven't had a good Northern Spy in YEARS, probably because they aren't grown in this part of the country, but possibly, just possibly, because white-bread cretins still keep buying Red Delicious.
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    nothing beats golden delicious.

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    Fuji apples are the best.
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    Gah. I was gonna rip on BOTH of those two. I do like Fuji to the extent that I would buy one if I couldn't find something better. Golden delicious may not even be a variety anymore, since they are so inconsistent from place to place that they hardly seem like the same apple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    You are a total and utter 'tard. You actually LIKE Red Delicious apples? You are contributing to the banality and utter blandness of all civilization. Of course, I'm not sure what kind of 'tard that makes you. If you were a Mactard, you would probably go for the Honey Crisp, which is a very good apple, but not nearly as good as the hype around it.

    Personally, I like the Braeburn, but I recognize that my selection is so severly limitted that my choice is skewed. I haven't had a good Northern Spy in YEARS, probably because they aren't grown in this part of the country, but possibly, just possibly, because white-bread cretins still keep buying Red Delicious.
    You just wouldn't understand, the Red Delicious (RD) are of better quality. Every time I take a bite out of the RD, my mouth waters every time. Can you say the same for Braeburn? Every time I've ate a Braeburn, it takes all weird and funny in my mouth. I just don't get how you eat that junk. Honestly, I gave the RD to my mum, and straight away she loved the taste. With Braeburn, she took ages just to enjoy the taste, and what would you rather have, huh? A taste that you can enjoy straight away, or a taste that takes ages to enjoy?

    And I'm not a 'tard, I just passionately love Red Delicious apples. If only you ate Red Delicious apples for a week, you would then realise what you are missing out on.

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    Actually, I hear that red delicious picked straight from the tree are nothing like what we get in the supermarket.

    (and white-bread is another way of calling somebody unadventurous).
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    The problem with red delicious is that it's not.

    It turns soft and mushy and disgusting within minutes of purchase. What you want is green. Any green apple is guaranteed to be crunchy.

    But that's not good enough, the only good apple is a crushed apple. Drink apple juice. If you put the apple juice in a nice glass, you can even pretend it's some alcoholic drink and that you're a grown up having that alcoholic drink.

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    Organic Apple's FTW!

    They usually taste a lot better. I stopped eating non organic Apple's once I learned that they coat them with shellac to make them really shiny -- it contains insect larvae

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    Russet. With a nice bit of roquefort. Every time.


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    It is clear that none of you know anything about Apples, your lack of taste and appreciation of apple design show you up !

    Pink Ladies are the only apples worth biting into, and they have a nice pinky / greeny colour to which is so in this year !
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    Pink Ladies are the only apples worth biting into, and they have a nice pinky / greeny colour to which is so in this year !
    ^ This . I eat them too, forgot to mention that

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    It's all about the accessories.
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    I prefer red apples right off the tree, we have a couple apple trees and I collect about 10 at a time every so often.

    When I have to buy them though, I buy the green ones or I'll buy it in the form of sauce. I like the cinnamon apple sauce.
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    I like pink ladies!
    I also like apples

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    Re: Wow look at these new apple products

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    Actually, I hear that red delicious picked straight from the tree are nothing like what we get in the supermarket.

    (and white-bread is another way of calling somebody unadventurous).
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    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak View Post
    If you put the apple juice in a nice glass, you can even pretend it's some alcoholic drink and that you're a grown up having that alcoholic drink.
    Why would anyone over the legal drinking age limit do this, supposing people who aren't interested in drinking don't really care about looking like a grown up having an alcoholic drink, and people who are alcoholics would just drink alcohol?

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