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    Java - VB - Joke - Cheer some people in here

    Well there was this old man sitting on a bench reading a java book and this brainy kid walks by and asks why are you reading that java book. So he procedes to tell the kid. Well i hear that the language that is spoken in Heaven is java. So i want to be prepared when i get there. I want to be able to communicate with others. So the kid now asks, what if you go to hell. The old man replies well if i goto hell i already know visual basic.

    Well guys i thought this was funny and i was reading through the Britney and barney threads and i thought you guys all need to get a kick. If you guys want me to delete this thread or move it i will.

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    That's a pretty good joke, but I think it's backwords. I think Java is worse than VB.

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    I am only saying it the way it was told to me. I found it to be really funny. This coming from an AS/400 guy.

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    Thumbs up

    after reading the threads of britney and barney there's nothing like o good joke...


    Well guys i thought this was funny and i was reading through the Britney and barney threads and i thought you guys all need to get a kick. If you guys want me to delete this thread or move it i will.
    i think you should move it to Chit Chat

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    Ok this is the first time that i move a thread. How do i move it to the Chit Chat. I am trying, but it tells me that i do not have permissions. Should nt i have permission i started the thread.

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    Originally posted by zuperman
    i think you should move it to Chit Chat
    You can't move threads, not even your own

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    the best you can do is close this one, and repost it.
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    You can't move threads, not even your own
    Chris are you asking me or telling me.

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    So i might as well leave it open for a day or so. Quick question guys so why is the option enabled at the bottom?

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    I was telling zuperman. It's not doing any harm here, there are far worse threads! It's enabled so the Admins can do it. Only after you click it does it verify you have permission.

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    I guess so John or James can just dart in real quick and move it.
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    Okay cool. Well guys good night i am going out dancing with wifey and she wants me to get dressed. So i hope you all enjoyed the joke and i will post them in the chit chat area from now on.

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    i never moved before, but in the bottom of this page there is an admin options combobox and one of the items is move/copy, so i thought it was possible to move it

    ... sorry if i was wrong ...

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