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    Samba jarates me off

    Samba is disgusting. We have samba servers that authenticate users using Winbind against our domain. Today I spent the entire day trying to create a new share on one of the servers so that is accessible by only one specific group on the domain. I could not for the life of me make it work. I eventually concluded that the winbind database is corrupt on this particular server because after hours of failed attempts to make it work, I thought to query the winbind service. It was returning nonsensical SIDs for some objects and showing duplicate records (same group with two SIDs somehow.) I don't want to mess with fixing winbind, so I have just declared that it is not possible for the users to have this share.
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    Re: Samba jarates me off

    Reminds me of the time when we were trying to get the Oracle DB on Unix to authenticate Windows Domain Users automagically. It never worked. This was 8i. Owing to pressure from the business we ended up writing a process to create every windows user as an Oracle user in the Oracle DB.

    A frustrating experience to say the least.
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    Re: Samba jarates me off

    +1 for Team Fortress 2 reference.

    And I do the same thing to my dad - whenever I can't be arsed to fix something, I'll tell him that the computer is broken (e.g. he tries to watch a YouTube video but flash isn't installed - "It's broken dad"). Of course, I'll "fix" the computer later and all the drama is over in our family where I'm the hero, so it makes for a win-win situation.

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    Re: Samba jarates me off

    Samba is the devil's work, no good will come of it.

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    Re: Samba jarates me off

    automagically
    A word that describes user expectations with breathtaking precision.

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    Re: Samba jarates me off

    But, as you can see, it has led to nothing but anticipointment.

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    Re: Samba jarates me off

    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    But, as you can see, it has led to nothing but anticipointment.


    These words should be added to the standard business developer's lexicon.

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    Re: Samba jarates me off

    "The solution that occurs automagically usually leads to nothing more than anticipointment" is now my new motto and in my Outlook signature.

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    Re: Samba jarates me off

    Users expecting automagic results are almost always anticipointed.

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    Re: Samba jarates me off

    Quote Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer View Post
    Users expecting automagic results are almost always anticipointed.
    We need a graphic to go along with that mantra!
    Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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    Re: Samba jarates me off

    whats 'jarrate' anyway ?

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    Re: Samba jarates me off

    Quote Originally Posted by arunb View Post
    whats 'jarrate' anyway ?
    Jar based Karate.

    Arrow_Raider probably meant to type irrate.
    Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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    Re: Samba jarates me off

    Samba irrates me off...yeah...that makes sense.

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    Re: Samba jarates me off

    I didn't mean irrate. You would have to play team fortress 2 to get the meaning.
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