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    Can you suggest an enjoyable activity that will let me burn calories?
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    Re: Burning calories

    Stop eating.

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    Pole Dancing !
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    Re: Burning calories

    Nobody mentioned sex yet? Oh yeah, just remembered, geek forum this is.

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    Re: Burning calories

    Take your calories, tie them to a stake surrounded by twigs and branches, dose them in gasoline, throw a match on them and just stand back and watch them burn.

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    Re: Burning calories

    Quote Originally Posted by baja_yu View Post
    Nobody mentioned sex
    I'm thinking of purchasing the new iSex app...anyone had any experience with that yet?

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    Re: Burning calories

    Quote Originally Posted by Hack View Post
    I'm thinking of purchasing the new iSex app...anyone had any experience with that yet?
    I tried using it, but I got an error message saying "I only like you as a friend."

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    iSex is ok, but it's only single-player. No multi-player yet. I'll wait for the MMORPG version.

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    Re: Burning calories

    Exercise!!!!ShiftOneShiftOneShiftOne

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    Smoking and drinking coffee .. that'll kill your appetite

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    Re: Burning calories

    Quote Originally Posted by baja_yu View Post
    Nobody mentioned sex yet? Oh yeah, just remembered, geek forum this is.
    I don't think a few minutes of exercise will burn many calories.

    You did nail the enjoyable stipulation.

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    A few minutes?
    You might consider giving the Kama Sutra a look-see

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    I hear you can get it as an app for the IPhone 4.
    They'll give you a free IThong.

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    start hiking!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoo View Post
    A few minutes?
    You might consider giving the Kama Sutra a look-see
    I'm not a contortionist.

    @abhijit: Walking stinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireXtol View Post
    @abhijit: Walking stinks.
    Only if you're confined to a wheel chair, or are on the verge of getting to that state.
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    I use the iHike app and by the time I'm done I need to off load the iSweat onto the downloaded iTowel.

    iSwear it is grueling...

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    The iHike app comes with photos of the trail you choose to hike on. The best part of the hike is that the only thing moving is your finger.
    Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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    Re: Burning calories

    I just heard about some Japanese magnetic mattress.
    Maybe if you take extra iron tablets ...

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    Help, I can't get out of bed.
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    I got an error message saying "I only like you as a friend."
    In your case you could give the iChimp a go. I won't link to it for fear of breaking the AUP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyDexter View Post
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    In your case you could give the iChimp a go.
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    Closely related .. the iMonkey, as in ..

    "I wouldn't want to give those problems to an iMonkey on a rock."

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    Re: Burning calories

    Quote Originally Posted by FireXtol View Post
    I don't think a few minutes of exercise will burn many calories.
    How long should it take then and how often?
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    Re: Burning calories

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    iSex is ok, but it's only single-player. No multi-player yet. I'll wait for the MMORPG version.
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    Re: Burning calories

    Quote Originally Posted by dee-u View Post
    Can you suggest an enjoyable activity that will let me burn calories?
    Set yourself on fire. Either ways you would burn calaries fast.

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    Re: Burning calories

    Eat celery. It takes more calories to eat celery than it gives you, so the more you eat, the more calories you burn. Munch out!!

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