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    Talking How far can you throw a politician?

    In meters please

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    Are we talking the fat stupid ones, or the skinny stupid ones.

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    Talking Safety first

    Apologies! My fault. I neglected to point out the health and safe aspects of throw a politician. I will try not to place a fellow in member in such a dangerous position in the future.

    Oh well, nothing changes, the government got elected
    Last edited by hmm; Jun 8th, 2001 at 04:37 PM.

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    John Prescott: Not very far. May pose threat to low flying aircraft
    Jack Strawr: Miles, scrawny get.

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    You'd need a hellish strong catapult to move fatty Prescott, then you'd have to consider the damage he'd cause when he hit the ground (9 on the Richter scale I reckon)

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    Talking throwing Prescott could be bad for your health

    Pix,

    I would advice against trying to catapult Prescott anywhere. He has a great left swing, ask the egg thrower.

    hmm

    P.S. Happy Birthday : )
    P.P.S oh yeah honeybee, I did state that the measure was to be meters! Some people just don’t pay attention .

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    id make a giant patato gun and put them in it
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