Announcement

**Ianpbaker** · Jun 6th, 2001, 08:16 AM

already got mine and now on my personal lear jet to my private holiday island with a bevy of buxom beuties

**Bonker Gudd** · Jun 6th, 2001, 08:25 AM

I just had to reply to this Thread.

**Gaffer** · Jun 6th, 2001, 08:33 AM

Mr Gudd and His Fantabulous Lively Member

has anyone on this board actually referred to their nob as a "member"?

I feel a poll coming up...

**CyberSurfer** · Jun 6th, 2001, 08:35 AM

Or something coming up, anyway...

**Gaffer** · Jun 6th, 2001, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
Or something coming up, anyway...

**SurfDemon** · Jun 6th, 2001, 08:52 AM

Congrats Mr. Gaffer.

I never refer to 'it' as a member because then the word dismember would really make me cringe (as if it wasn't bad enough... but I can live without arms and legs).

SD

**Bonker Gudd** · Jun 6th, 2001, 09:14 AM

My friend is called Percy

**CyberSurfer** · Jun 6th, 2001, 09:21 AM

Nukem got "dismembered", didn't he...

**Gaffer** · Jun 6th, 2001, 09:41 AM

So, noone calls their ***** a "member" here then?

**SurfDemon** · Jun 6th, 2001, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
Nukem got "dismembered", didn't he...

**SurfDemon** · Jun 6th, 2001, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
So, noone calls their ***** a "member" here then?

Nope. It's a *****. If I'm with my mates it might be my wang, wedding tackle, HUGE *****

, porking stick or the favourite part of my anatomy, but never member. It's just tooo.... posh.

SD

**parksie** · Jun 6th, 2001, 09:45 AM

Hehehe

In a manner of speaking

Although it must have been a job with his enormous balls

**barrk** · Jun 6th, 2001, 09:50 AM

Hyperactive Member..........Mrs. Gaffer must be very pleased!

**parksie** · Jun 6th, 2001, 09:51 AM

I expect so

Hi Katie!

Is it something about California that you all start at 8:45?

**barrk** · Jun 6th, 2001, 09:53 AM

I start at 7. I just loggin in at 7:45.

Hi Parksie!

**Gaffer** · Jun 6th, 2001, 09:55 AM

Hey! Parksie and Katie, this site is for members only. No discussing logging in times...

**Gaffer** · Jun 6th, 2001, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by barrk
Hyperactive Member..........Mrs. Gaffer must be very pleased!

Always has been Kaite, always has been :smug:

**barrk** · Jun 6th, 2001, 09:57 AM

How about if I talk about what time I log in Tom's member? Since I don't have one of my own, I'm at a loss.

**parksie** · Jun 6th, 2001, 09:58 AM

I was just about to make that joke

**Gaffer** · Jun 6th, 2001, 10:16 AM

Originally posted by barrk
How about if I talk about what time I log in Tom's member? Since I don't have one of my own, I'm at a loss.

You can use my member if you like.

**barrk** · Jun 6th, 2001, 10:23 AM

So kind of you to offer, Gaffer....however, I don't think Mrs. Gaffer would appreciate it very much and unless Tom's invited too, I know he wouldn't appreciate it either.

**Gaffer** · Jun 6th, 2001, 10:26 AM

<Gaffer salivates at the thought>

yeah, feck these little noncy clubs everyone's trying to start at the moment.

Everyone, bring your member to our club. Me, Mrs Gaffer, Tom and Katie.

**barrk** · Jun 6th, 2001, 10:29 AM

Since Mrs. Gaffer and I don't have members what will our titles be?

**Gaffer** · Jun 6th, 2001, 10:31 AM

Badly Packed Kebabs

**barrk** · Jun 6th, 2001, 10:34 AM

Badly????

Not exactly a very appealing adjective, is it? Not nearly as glamorous as throbbing or hyperactive...you Men always get the good stuff

**SurfDemon** · Jun 6th, 2001, 10:40 AM

There's an old joke about a little girl and a boy playing. They start the old "you show me yours and I'll show you mine" business and they notice the guy has a "member"

and the girl doesn't. The boy starts teasing her. The girls runs off crying to her mum. Eventually she comes back and she's all smug.

"Well, what are you so happy about? I've still got got a ***** and you haven't", says the articulate little lad.

"Well, I've got a vagina, and mummy says that with one of these I can get as many of those as I want!"

SD

**Gaffer** · Jun 6th, 2001, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by barrk
throbbing

As we were talking about synonyms for our bits, Badly Packed Kebab is a synonym for, well... you know... female bits...

Urrrgggggg

**barrk** · Jun 6th, 2001, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
Badly Packed Kebab is a synonym for, well... you know... female bits...

YGBSM

That's terrible.............definitely wouldn't make sense to anyone who doesn't know what a kebab is..........I just found out due to you VB-World members enlightening me earlier this year!

**SurfDemon** · Jun 6th, 2001, 10:47 AM

Funny thing, but when I eat a kebab, I'm usually drunk and end up with sauce running down my arm. Is this also part of the analogy?

SD

**Gaffer** · Jun 6th, 2001, 10:50 AM

And bits of corn in your teeth?

**SurfDemon** · Jun 6th, 2001, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
And bits of corn in your teeth?

**Gaffer** · Jun 6th, 2001, 10:56 AM

Anyway, enough about kebabs. Lets get back to my member.

**parksie** · Jun 6th, 2001, 11:25 AM

You can, I'm sticking with mine

**Ianpbaker** · Jun 6th, 2001, 12:20 PM

Mike an I are fanatic with our members, must be something to do with not getting layed

Katie - your addicted to member's, but well all knew that

**barrk** · Jun 6th, 2001, 12:21 PM

True!

**parksie** · Jun 6th, 2001, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Mike an I are fanatic with our members, must be something to do with not getting layed

Exams here, no time for getting laid or being fanatic with your member

Anyway, the most likely person is about half my age so no luck there then

Her mum might dismember me for it, and her dad's a doctor so she'd find the most painful way

**barrk** · Jun 6th, 2001, 12:31 PM

Gaffer insists that we stop this nonsense on his thread and pay more attention to his member!

**parksie** · Jun 6th, 2001, 12:34 PM

We should make a gold statue of it (be a nice replacement for the Oscars

)

**barrk** · Jun 6th, 2001, 12:40 PM

What would we call it....The Gaffers?

**parksie** · Jun 6th, 2001, 12:46 PM

There's enough of those on the blooper reel

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