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  1. May 26th, 2010, 04:54 PM #1
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    Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    (and I don't mean to say he's pleasant company)
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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    I don't belive you.
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  3. May 27th, 2010, 12:19 PM #3
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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    You are just trying to put the wind up him aren't you.
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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    Quote Originally Posted by zaza View Post
    (and I don't mean to say he's pleasant company)
    Oh Gosh! you are in love with him

    I suggest you go see a vet.
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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    He does see a vet. Me.
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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    Who vetted you?
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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    A vet...
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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    mendhak has not had his injections yet.
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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    Mendhak - a friend to those with no sense of smell.
    I don't live here any more.
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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    mendhak - just when you think it couldn't get any worse
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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname View Post
    Mendhak - a friend to those with no sense of smell.
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    mendhak - just when you think it couldn't get any worse
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    He does see a vet. Me.
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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    You had a minor mistake in that image.
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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    A good exercise for the Heart is to bend down and help another up...
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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    So this one time I was sitting in a bar-restaurant and then I really needed to fart but I couldn't because it was so crowded and I was feeling really lazy.

    But there was really loud music playing so I thought, I could do this if I time it perfectly. So I farted in proper sync each time there was a loud part in the music and I was really proud of myself but then I saw that everyone in the restaurant was staring at me. And then I realized OMG I have my MP3 player on!
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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    It wasn't the violent methane expulsion that was the problem though. mendhak is notoriously silent but deadly. It was the fact that he stood up and cheered after each one.
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    Re: Mendhak. A flatulent oaf in all senses of the word

    No Wonder the bar-restaurant owner had not choice but to put this sign up...
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