Favorite Movie Quote?

[chris128]

Superbad
"dont you always hear girls saying ohhh I was so drunk last night I shouldn't have slept with that guy.... WE COULD BE THAT MISTAKE!"

[BackWoodsCoder]

Dude, you totally butchered that spaceballs scene!

lol yah, i was too lazy to google it so I paraphrased it as best as I could. 8 am with no coffee drank does not afford me the sharpest memory

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major *******: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. *******, Major *******!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip *******!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, *******s!

[kleinma]

for good or for bad, that may be one of the movies I can recite mostly from memory

[BackWoodsCoder]

Definitely one of my child hood faves, haven't seen it in a while though.

[kleinma]

Whats the matter Colonel Sandurz???? Chicken?

[BackWoodsCoder]

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

[mendhak]

[HanneSThEGreaT]

Look what I have created.... Fire!

Cast Away

[NeedSomeAnswers]

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!

[kleinma]

"It's quiet"
"A little too quiet"
"Look, its Raf"
"A little too Raf"

TMNT2: the secret of the ooze.

How can you not like a movie that boasts such musical talent as Vanilla Ice?

[dee-u]

My precious....

[demotivater]

Lol, oh well you tried.

[mendhak]

Indeed. But then, explaining the 'rules' at the beginning to these fellas would have taken the fun away.

I'm too depressed to go on. I'll just go back to kicking ant nests now.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

I find that magnifying glasses add a whole new dimension to that sport.

[Hlinzi]

"I see dead people." from the movie "The Sixth Sense"

[zaza]

This is the sort of thread that makes me fear that humanity has a very bleak future indeed.




Then I remember that most of the people participating are never going to get the opportunity to procreate, and I suddenly feel much better.

[Quiver318]

"First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?" -- Character S.R. Hadden in the movie Contact

[JuggaloBrotha]

She had two silicone weapons of mass distraction.

[Shaggy Hiker]

She had two silicone weapons of mass distraction.

Two might be distracting, but when you get right down to it, any other number would be even more so.

[moonman239]

"Congratulations. You're now an idiot in two languages."

[NeedSomeAnswers]

"Take the blue pill and wake up or take the red pill and fall down a rabbit hole"

[FunkyDexter]

Just to give Mendy a bit of faith back:-
Adrian, we achieved our stated aim
If he dies, he'll be dead
I don't hate him, I merely feel sorry for him
Look, just read the moron cards


I watched all the Rocky movies back to back last weekend

[NeedSomeAnswers]

if he dies, he'll be dead

...

[EntityX]

That reminds me of a similar line.
"If you die I'm going to kill you."

Another one I like. I don't think I need to say who said it or what movie it was.
"Ah''lll Be Bach."

[The_Grudge]

[removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus]
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Gets me everytime.

[Shaggy Hiker]

"I have a very good friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus"
-Life of Brian

[dbasnett]

Hudson: That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f&^k are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
Burke: Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?


Romeo Posar: Now THAT was a defining moment. And the definition was "sh*t."

Romeo Posar: Here's to the finely-tuned athlete on the verge of greatness.

other Tin Cup quotes

[CVMichael]

The Pink Panther
Ponton: He was just found dead in a training facility locker room. Shot in the head.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Was it fatal?
Ponton: Yes.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: How fatal?
Ponton: Um, completely.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I want to talk to him now!

[storm5510]

"That's mighty fine equipment ya got there, Mr. Hooper. I don't know what that bast**d shark's gonna do with it. He might eat it, I suppose. I seen one eat a rockin' chair one time."