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Jun 2nd, 2001, 09:45 PM
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Good Ol' Platypus
A joke how'bout
The CIA has an opening for an Assassin. In the end, there are 2 men and 1 woman.
The first man is given a gun and is told to go into a dark room and kill his wife. He immediately freaks, and says that he can't do that.
The second man is given the same instructions. He goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out and says he couldn't do it.
The women is given the same instructions and gun to kill her husband. She goes in. There are gunshot sounds, cursing, and then sounds of hitting. She comes out after 20 minutes.
"The gun was loaded with blanks, so I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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