Ok Erin is after an intelligent man right. Lets face it you and smh got yourselves the only two half decent blokes in seppo land, (Er...that's a complement by the way), so you are going to have to look elsewhere.
Let's not even get into Euro-trash
That leaves, you guessed it, Australia.
Now l have this Nephew (Jack), who is sixteen, approx 6ft 1, scores solid As and is in the state age group cricket team. What more could you ask. Ok yes he is good looking, and hates computers
There you have it, problem solved. Now if you get off the couch l believe SD is next in line.
P.S A pressie for you, sickly l use this when one of my apps opens up. Have fun, use your power for good, good luck to your family.
.....nope, I wouldn't subject any of my mates kids onto Erin. They would just corrupt her.
One of my mates has a 12 year old son, who'll probably be old enough soon, but he's a bit of a wimp because he drinks like a girl/australian and can't handle more than four or five pints of beer.
....Sorry, I'll get off the couch and let someone else on..
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
I almost thought you said Aussies drink like girls!
Wait aaa minute you did!
Do they even drink beer in Canada i heard it was just wine coolers!
I'll have you know our late 80's early 90's PM could skull a beer in 2secs. It's happened a few times Bob Hawke went to the cricket someone in the crowd hands him a beer while he's walking passed he grabs skulls and keeps going and it's all on TV footage as well!
There's someone who we can really lookup to as a leader!
And now we have John Howard who would be hard pressed to down a middy of shandy in 10 minutes. Probably still take out the major drinking awards in Canada though.
Canucks can't drink to save themselves. We're training a few of them, but even after a couple of years of practice they still pass out about midafternoon of the rugby matches ....(the British Rugby matches are on at about 7am here because of the time difference, so we start about 6am ... you can't watch rugby sober, and then keep drinking all day) The big fairies here aren't used to REALLY serious drinking.
As for drinking Aussies and Kiwi's under the table, no problem. They usually come to the rugby, but apparently their training includes little beers and they have difficulty consuming man-sized pints. They last to about 7 or 8pm before woosing out. Like the energiser bunny, the Scots just keep going and going. We usually crash about 3am the following morning.
Of course it has been noted that this is probably because we come from such a god-forsaken country that there is nothing to do all year round except drink. And this is probably true. Ever been to Scotland, you'd drink to if you had to live there
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
That littl' lady looks a right cutie. Me and ma Pa are always too busy makin' moonshine to get out an meet nice young attractive girls like that.
Send her over here to Texas and she can be ma wife. Papa reckons I'm about 14, but he don't know sheet 'cause he can't count past 10. I'm tall, and I've still got some of my own teeth. I'm not one of those love-em-and-leave them play boy types, no seree. I dated my sister Mary-Sue steady for 5 years until she finally died of gonnarea.
I have a wide collection of guns, most of which I keep in my pick-up truck and I have four other cars (although unfortunately there all up on bricks in my front yard).
I don't hold with all that green hippy **** and I reckon the American Government are out to get us all (especially the air-force). But you're little daughter will be safe with me, if any of those air-force types come on my property I'll use my god given right to bear arms to run em off.
So Miss Katie mam, if you would just love to have a gun-tottin' Texan for a son in-law send her right over to me, Jed Bush, Hicksville, Texas.
You are all very scary people! I think Erin would be better off waiting until she's at least 30...by then at least some men have reached a decent level of intelligence!
You don't seem to understand. I would be perfectly happy if Erin stayed with me for the rest of her life....or at least the rest of mine. I'm in no hurry for her to start dating and she has much better taste than to go for anyone with the last name of Bush!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by barrk You don't seem to understand. I would be perfectly happy if Erin stayed with me for the rest of her life....or at least the rest of mine. I'm in no hurry for her to start dating and she has much better taste than to go for anyone with the last name of Bush!!!!!!!!
You don't want her turning into some sad old spinster. Besides I'm sure you'll want grand-children so that you're kids can experience all the same "pleasure" they have bestowed on you over the years......... of course this time it'll be your car that the grandson nicks/borrows
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
Originally posted by barrk I remember my Mom telling me
"I hope you have 10 kids just like you"!!!!!....when she was really pissed off at me one day........I'd like to pass on that curse
Finally a seppo who has the term right. Ok folks after me pissed off not pissed. Between myself and Beacon and Mrs Crowe's little boy Rusty we are bringing enlightenment to the wilderness
SD
Don't know who made the quote but,
"Daughters are the curse fathers get for being men. They have to spend their daughter's teenage years worrying about her meeting some one just like they were at that age."
katie
Hey l know a Virginian about the right age, intelligent too...well for an American anyway.
Katie got your problem on the Erin front solved
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