View Poll Results: Who post's the worse puns?
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Gaffer's book of children's Pun
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SD's book of peverse Puns
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I'm german, so I don't understand humour
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May 30th, 2001, 10:34 AM
#1
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The Pun poll
It's a close call, both make me want to slit my wrists and laugh at the same time
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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May 30th, 2001, 10:38 AM
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How could I possibly choose between two such geniuses!? I love them both even if they do make me groan most of the time!
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May 30th, 2001, 10:40 AM
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Originally posted by barrk
I love them both even if they do make me groan most of the time!
and your complaining? . I almost wrote that myself and then thought I would be leaving myself wide open
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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May 30th, 2001, 10:41 AM
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Does the loser get Pun-ished?
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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May 30th, 2001, 10:47 AM
#5
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Originally posted by SurfDemon
Does the loser get Pun-ished?
SD
There May be trouble ahead
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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May 30th, 2001, 10:48 AM
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Originally posted by barrk
I love them both and they do make me groan most of the time!
Oh yeah? something you're not telling us?
Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?
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May 30th, 2001, 10:50 AM
#7
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Originally posted by SurfDemon
Does the loser get Pun-ished?
SD
I had voted for Gaffer but in light of this new evidence can i please change my vote...?
Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?
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May 30th, 2001, 10:52 AM
#8
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I love both their puns equally........and yes, they make me groan..........and I volunteer to Pun-ish the winner....and the loser!
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May 30th, 2001, 11:00 AM
#9
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Originally posted by barrk
I love both their puns equally........and yes, they make me groan..........and I volunteer to Pun-ish the winner....and the loser!
Oh you are wicked
Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?
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May 30th, 2001, 11:02 AM
#10
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Thank you!
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May 30th, 2001, 11:35 AM
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Sheisse!! Alles zeit, es ist der Deutsche. "Der Deutsche habe keine deiser und keine deiser UND KEINE DEISER. Aber, wir habe Shadenfreude....
Nah nah nah
Another example of the Germans taking over the polls....
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May 30th, 2001, 12:06 PM
#12
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Well if Bush can steal the vote, so can I!!!
Perhaps Pun Poll Pushes Potentially Public People, Potty?
Probably, Poll Perfomers Push Past Post...
... Sorry I've just gone mad. That last sentance doesn't make any sense whatsover. I think I've had a brain blow-out.
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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May 30th, 2001, 12:07 PM
#13
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Originally posted by Gaffer
Another example of the Germans taking over the polls....
Good one!
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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May 30th, 2001, 03:23 PM
#14
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"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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May 30th, 2001, 03:26 PM
#15
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I don't look upon that as punishment, SD....do you?
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May 30th, 2001, 03:27 PM
#16
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Oh, it would be my favourite part
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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May 30th, 2001, 03:32 PM
#17
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*whisper*Me too! *whisper*
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May 30th, 2001, 05:49 PM
#18
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May 31st, 2001, 02:57 AM
#19
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Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?
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May 31st, 2001, 04:11 AM
#20
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Originally posted by SurfDemon
Good one!
SD
Your day will come, young Jedi....
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May 31st, 2001, 04:14 AM
#21
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looks like yor winning at the moment m8, but anyhting can happen and usually does
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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May 31st, 2001, 04:17 AM
#22
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<Gaffer sweats like a little piggy oscar candidate>
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May 31st, 2001, 09:35 AM
#23
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Q. What do Transvestites do on a Friday night?
A. Usually they eat, drink and be Mary.

SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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May 31st, 2001, 09:37 AM
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carry on with posts like that , and I'm going to close this thread
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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May 31st, 2001, 09:44 AM
#25
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Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married
The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.
There can be only one...
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May 31st, 2001, 09:49 AM
#26
Hyperactive Member
Okay, a countryside one for you....
Q. Whats the difference between a weasel and a stote (spelling?)?
A. A weasel is weasely recognised, and a stote is stotely different.
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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May 31st, 2001, 09:50 AM
#27
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To all the Christians out there, this is just a joke, no offence is intended
Q. Why did Jesus want to skip the country?
A. Because he reckoned he would get hammered with Tax.
Is that a bad enough pun yet?
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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May 31st, 2001, 10:05 AM
#28
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Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the
other "Does this taste funny to you?"
Use the force, SD....
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May 31st, 2001, 10:06 AM
#29
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Two prostitutes standing on a street corner.
One says to the other, "have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The other replies, "No, but I've been swung around by the t*ts!"
KEBLAMMMMMM....
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May 31st, 2001, 10:09 AM
#30
Hyperactive Member
Whats the difference between a cockeral and a lawyer.
Well, a cockeral clucks defience, were as a lawyer...
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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May 31st, 2001, 01:53 PM
#31
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*Click *Click *Shake *Click
DAMN, my gag-gun has run out of gags.
I was rifleing them off as well...
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May 31st, 2001, 01:55 PM
#32
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Okay, a countryside one for you....
Q. Whats the difference between a weasel and a stote (spelling?)?
A. A weasel is weasely recognised, and a stote is stotely different.
SD
Stoat SD 
You got my vote SD!
Two nuns in a bath:
"Where's the soap."
"Yes it does doesn't it..."
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Jun 1st, 2001, 08:58 AM
#33
Hyperactive Member
Q. What do you call a Serbian Prostitute?
A. Sloberdown Mycockyabitch
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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Jun 1st, 2001, 09:37 AM
#34
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What do you call a dog with no tongue?
Dirtyballs
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Jun 1st, 2001, 09:53 AM
#35
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Originally posted by Gaffer
What do you call a dog with no tongue?
Dirtyballs
That'll be a hard one to lick.
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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Jun 1st, 2001, 10:12 AM
#36
Fanatic Member
You'd be barking mad not to vote for me now...
<Gaffer gets his coat>
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Jun 1st, 2001, 10:20 AM
#37
Hyperactive Member
Unless you were feeling a little wruff
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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Jun 1st, 2001, 10:25 AM
#38
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Q. Why shouldn't dyslexic's be allowed to vote?
A. Because they believe in the right to arm bears.
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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