What we all sound like

**Arbiter** · May 30th, 2001, 02:40 AM

Last night Behemoth and I were discussing the voice overs for our game Sentience and came to the conclusion that we were not the people to do it. No matter how we recorded them we always came across as being terminally depressed.

Oh, 'turn complete' and now I'm going to slash my wrists.

Now this led us on to discussing who we could get to do it and from that on to what people here sounded like. Here are our conclusions...

IanP - Well I know what he sounds like. Sort of a cross between Donald Duck and Barry White

Jethro - Typical Aussie. Sentences liberally punctuated with phrases like 'Bonza!' and 'What a ripper!'

CyberSurfer - Big gruff Scot. The kind who eats live goats and says 'Och aye the noo' without any idea of what it means.

PlenderJ - Like an Oirish Lepreycaorn

Kedaman - Still not sure he's actually human. Probably deep and echoing, like he's talking to you telepathic stylee.

HoneyBee - Quite camp and effeminate with the ubiquitous underlying Indian accent

Katie - Probably like the Cadburys Caramel Bunny. Yummm!

I'll add others as they come to me...

**Ianpbaker** · May 30th, 2001, 03:00 AM

Donal duck and barry White, the mind boggles.

Mad for it

**Jamagei** · May 30th, 2001, 03:16 AM

Originally posted by Arbiter
HoneyBee - Quite camp and effeminate with the ubiquitous underlying Indian accent

Hahahahhaaha

Yeah, that's how I pictured(!?!) him too

MerryVIP · May 30th, 2001, 03:24 AM

Kedaman - Still not sure he's actually human. Probably deep and echoing, like he's talking to you telepathic stylee.

Err...That would match to me...I have deep voice. Probably common to us because Finns talk with a deep voice. Though I do have a deep voice...Well, I haven't heard so I can't really say

**CyberSurfer** · May 30th, 2001, 03:25 AM

Och Aye the Noo, ya wee southern dancaaah! Where's ma goat?

**Beacon** · May 30th, 2001, 05:41 AM

actually jethro would, i would persume have a slight New Zealand accent perhaps.
I dont know if he was born there or grew up there or whatever.
So he'd be saying more like "bloody bonza choice bro subwoofaar mate."

So he'd be a cross i would persume. Though more aussie than kiwi, it is a persumption, i'm sure he'll correct me!

**Geoff Gunson** · May 30th, 2001, 07:03 AM

Well coming from Dorset I have a strong Dorset accent like all those farrmerr bumpkins on telly.

G

ricmitch_uk · May 30th, 2001, 07:15 AM

Go on. What do you think I would sound like?

**Arbiter** · May 30th, 2001, 07:17 AM

I couldn't say - I haven't enough dealings with you to tell. Maybe someone else could though...

**SurfDemon** · May 30th, 2001, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
Go on. What do you think I would sound like?

A'm guessin' you sand like yar from London Mate!

**Ianpbaker** · May 30th, 2001, 09:36 AM

SD - you sure that's not from essex me old china plate

Behemoth · May 30th, 2001, 09:39 AM

I happen to know you're a local

You'll sound er.... young. And Northern...

ricmitch_uk · May 30th, 2001, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by SurfDemon

A'm guessin' you sand like yar from London Mate!

*crap cockney accent*
No Charnce mate! You marst be jokin'!
Oi'm a Northerner git yer Geografy roite!
*crap cockney accent*

**SurfDemon** · May 30th, 2001, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by ricmitch_uk

*crap cockney accent*
No Charnce mate! You marst be jokin'!
Oi'm a Northerner git yer Geografy roite!
*crap cockney accent*

That's not Northern. Hell, your still south of the river Tweed!

[Don's flat cap, blackpudding and starts speaking in crap Geordie accent]
Geordie man! Thats a cannie bag of tudor man!

SD

**Jamagei** · May 30th, 2001, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by SurfDemon

That's not Northern. Hell, your still south of the river Tweed!

[Don's flat cap, blackpudding and starts speaking in crap Geordie accent]
Geordie man! Thats a cannie bag of tudor man!

SD

I think that's the Idea (notice the *crap cockney accent* ) kinda gives it away that he is a northerner. As no self-respecting southerner would speak like this.

**SurfDemon** · May 30th, 2001, 10:10 AM

Yeah

But I suspect when he says he's a northerner he must be from Newcastle as that what they all call themselves. Technically I suppose it is Northern England, but to us Scots he's really still a softy southerner who drinks Pimms & Lemonade

SD

**Jamagei** · May 30th, 2001, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by SurfDemon
Yeah But I suspect when he says he's a northerner he must be from Newcastle as that what they all call themselves. Technically I suppose it is Northern England, but to us Scots he's really still a softy southerner who drinks Pimms & Lemonade

SD

Ahhh another one who tosses the caber altogether to often.

So as a scots man, you regard yourself a part of England? because we alway refer to northerners as northern England. But if you want to be classed as English thats fine by me. As a point of intrest we usually regard you Scots as our bastard cousins in the Heathen lands.

But seriously have you ever worn a skirt (kilt)? and if so, do you go traditional scottish style?

**SurfDemon** · May 30th, 2001, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by Jamagei

As a point of intrest we usually regard you Scots as our bastard cousins in the Heathen lands.

Tee Hee!

Originally posted by Jamagei

But seriously have you ever worn a skirt (kilt)? and if so, do you go traditional scottish style?

I have my own kilt (like the rest of my family) and I have worn it on hundreds of occasions. And yes, I wear it the traditional way, it would be far too embaressing to have somebody check and to find that you were wearing underwear!!!

Which raises the best point of wearing the kilt, it drives women crazy. You walk into a bar and loads of women are checking to see if the rumours are true... and when they find that they are ....

You cannot fail to pull when you're wearing a kilt!

SD

**Jamagei** · May 30th, 2001, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by SurfDemon

Tee Hee!

I have my own kilt (like the rest of my family) and I have worn it on hundreds of occasions. And yes, I wear it the traditional way, it would be far too embaressing to have somebody check and to find that you were wearing underwear!!!

Which raises the best point of wearing the kilt, it drives women crazy. You walk into a bar and loads of women are checking to see if the rumours are true... and when they find that they are ....

You cannot fail to pull when you're wearing a kilt!

SD

I suppose wear a skirt to get a skirt. The fact of the matter is it's still a skirt. Even the Sporran? Who would check to see if you are wearing underwear? your father?

But I don't really have anything against the Scots (I am half Scottish myself, thankfully the upper half)

**SurfDemon** · May 30th, 2001, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by Jamagei

I suppose wear a skirt to get a skirt. The fact of the matter is it's still a skirt. Even the Sporran? Who would check to see if you are wearing underwear? your father?

Amazingly enough, women check all the time.

We were on a stag night in England and this woman comes up to one of my mates and says "So what do you wear under your kilt.". He (being half p*ssed) says "Nothing" and lifted his kilt up and flashed his wedding tackle at her. "So, what do wear under your dress?" he replied at the hight of wittisism. "Nothing!" she replies, and lifts her dress up to reveal that she is not infact lying. This in front of ten blokes. Needless to say he scored that night.

I seem to recall I failed to score that night, as me and another mate were getting on really well with these two really cute French girls, but they had a mate who was (too put it politely) a bit of a skank and we were trying to bribe another mate of ours to take her home so we could get lucky with the two cute ones. I still haven't forgiven him for refusing to it, and that was 10 years ago.

SD

**chrisjk** · May 30th, 2001, 11:55 AM

I sound like Jeremy Beadle. <--- Shoot me now!!

**SurfDemon** · May 30th, 2001, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by chrisjk
I sound like Jeremy Beadle. <--- Shoot me now!!

There are somethings you just do not admit to....

SD

ricmitch_uk · May 30th, 2001, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by SurfDemon
Yeah But I suspect when he says he's a northerner he must be from Newcastle as that what they all call themselves. Technically I suppose it is Northern England, but to us Scots he's really still a softy southerner who drinks Pimms & Lemonade

SD

Nope Manchester born and bred. "Mad for eeeeeeeeeeettt!!!".
My parents are Geordie and Yorkshire (no comments please SD, I know you're thinking of one, right now

).

Originally posted by chrisjk
I sound like Jeremy Beadle. <--- Shoot me now!!

*shoot*
*ouch!*
Shot myself in the foot...

**chrisjk** · May 30th, 2001, 12:29 PM

Hey!! no dissing us southerners.

ricmitch_uk · May 30th, 2001, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by chrisjk
Hey!! no dissing us southerners.

Who says! My dad could have your dad any day!

**Pix** · May 30th, 2001, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by chrisjk
Hey!! no dissing us southerners.

Hee hee why not?

**SurfDemon** · May 30th, 2001, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by ricmitch_uk

Who says! My dad could have your dad any day!

Define what you mean by "have"...

**chrisjk** · May 30th, 2001, 12:41 PM

Who says! My dad could have your dad any day!

Oh yeah, well my mum can have your mum standing on her head!

Hee hee why not?

Well, otherwise i'll have to get arsey!!!

**parksie** · May 30th, 2001, 12:42 PM

Yer sick demon...

Northern through and through...but born in the midlands so I'm not struggling with the accent

**Pix** · May 30th, 2001, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by SurfDemon

Define what you mean by "have"...

It wasn't just me who thought that then

ricmitch_uk · May 30th, 2001, 12:44 PM

have - beat the living $h¡t out of...

**SurfDemon** · May 30th, 2001, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
have - beat the living $h¡t out of

And how would he get the sh*t out of him? The way I'm imagining this encounter going, your dad would just be pushing it further in

SD

**parksie** · May 30th, 2001, 12:54 PM

Hee hee hee

**Pix** · May 30th, 2001, 12:54 PM

You lot are sick!

**kedaman** · May 30th, 2001, 01:10 PM

if you record me with sound recorder you have to do "increment speed" about 8 times to be able to hear something

that is if you are not an alien with lower hearing frequency at 6 nanohertz

**barrk** · May 30th, 2001, 01:11 PM

This doesn't surprise me, Ked! Welcome back btw!

**kedaman** · May 30th, 2001, 01:19 PM

thank you katie

sorry for being away for so long, i've been trying to get here somehow, but there's always been something blocking my way

**barrk** · May 30th, 2001, 02:50 PM

Glad you made it!

ricmitch_uk · May 30th, 2001, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by kedaman
thank you katie sorry for being away for so long, i've been trying to get here somehow, but there's always been something blocking my way

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

**Jamagei** · May 31st, 2001, 03:42 AM

Originally posted by SurfDemon
I seem to recall I failed to score that night

I seem to recall I fail to score every night

Originally posted by Pix
You lot are sick!

and you've been on these forums how long?

Originally posted by chrisjk
Oh yeah, well my mum can have your mum standing on her head!

[Beavis]heh heh heh heh heh heh heh your mom likes heh heh heh to 69 heh heh heh heh[/Beavis]

*ahem* sorry

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