What should I do??

**barrk** · May 29th, 2001, 01:16 PM

I can't seem to wake up today. I've had more than enough coffee...I've had some bad jokes from Gaffer...I've had some of SD's "wit" and still here I sit with my eyes at half mast.....any suggestions???

**parksie** · May 29th, 2001, 01:36 PM

That's a bit of an eye-opener

**SurfDemon** · May 29th, 2001, 01:37 PM

Your daughter just phoned. Apparently she's pregnant.

**SurfDemon** · May 29th, 2001, 01:37 PM

Oh, Yeah! And Parksie's the father.

**barrk** · May 29th, 2001, 01:38 PM

Are you trying to wake me up or give me a heart attack???????????

**parksie** · May 29th, 2001, 01:40 PM

A heart attack...it's a lot shorter than the rest of your day.

PS: I deny the allegations

I don't even have that photo anymore

**barrk** · May 29th, 2001, 01:41 PM

today has already been a week long I think

**SurfDemon** · May 29th, 2001, 01:42 PM

Sorry, didn't think of the terrible shock it might be to your ticker.

I suppose this is similair to the reason the judge gave me why I shouldn't creep up up behind old men while they're jogging and shout "BOO' at the top of my voice.

SD

**barrk** · May 29th, 2001, 01:45 PM

Even if I was a teenaged mother my babydoll pregnant at 14 would probably kill me!

**SurfDemon** · May 29th, 2001, 01:46 PM

Well, you probably don't want to hear about her drug habit then.

**barrk** · May 29th, 2001, 01:48 PM

Yikes!

I'm awake now...I may never sleep again actually!....err...thanks, I guess

**parksie** · May 29th, 2001, 01:52 PM

In that case you'll hear her come into the house early in the morning with her 40yr-old transvestite boy/girlfriend

**barrk** · May 29th, 2001, 01:57 PM

In that case you'll hear her come into the house early in the morning with her 40yr-old transvestite boy/girlfriend

I'd probably react the same way your Mom did when she caught you!

**SurfDemon** · May 29th, 2001, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by barrk
I'm awake now...I may never sleep again actually!....err...thanks, I guess

My work here is done! I must away now for drowsiness never sleeps.... er, actually I suppose it does. I should maybe have thought that speech out a bit more carefully.......

**barrk** · May 29th, 2001, 01:58 PM

Will you be back?

**parksie** · May 29th, 2001, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by barrk
I'd probably react the same way your Mom did when she caught you!

So you'd rip your pyjamas off and sit on his(her?) face?

**barrk** · May 29th, 2001, 02:03 PM

Your Mom is quite the wild woman, Parksie....did your boy/girlfriend enjoy it?

**parksie** · May 29th, 2001, 02:05 PM

I dunno, I don't have a boyfriend

**barrk** · May 29th, 2001, 02:07 PM

How could you have a boyfriend when your Mom keeps sitting on their faces before yu get a chance

**parksie** · May 29th, 2001, 02:15 PM

*ahem*

I'll just stick to texting female friends

Pity she's a lot younger than me

**barrk** · May 29th, 2001, 02:18 PM

Who...Erin?

This whole subject is kind of creeping me out.....so............

How was your weekend? It sounds like you've been fighting with your system for most of it!

**parksie** · May 29th, 2001, 02:27 PM

No, not Erin

(you'll be relieved to know!)

I reformatted and reinstalled 98...goes a lot faster now

Yesterday evening was spent downloading a 101MB service pack for windows 2000 to see if it would actually install at all this time. Same result -- it buggered up, so I'm not happy about that

**barrk** · May 29th, 2001, 02:30 PM

All your exams over and your footloose and fancy free for the summer yet? or are you going to get a job?

**barrk** · May 29th, 2001, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by parksie
No, not Erin (you'll be relieved to know!)

Actually, if Erin had to get involved with someone I would rather it was someone with intelligence and wit like you than your run of the mill brain-dead teenager around here!

Jethro · May 29th, 2001, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by barrk

Actually, if Erin had to get involved with someone I would rather it was someone with intelligence and wit like you than your run of the mill brain-dead teenager around here!

Now we know seppo world must be in a dire state indeed. A Pommie, OMG that would give any god fearing aussie mum a heartache. Preggies to a 40 year old trannie, thats bad, but going out with a Pom

Hey getting awake easy,

Open the shower door with one hand, then..................oh okay female. Hmmm...back to the drawing board, (or chopping board if you are in the Babbet household).

**barrk** · May 29th, 2001, 05:38 PM

Actually, my family would be estatic if Erin found herself a nice little Irish Catholic boy.....I thought my Gran was going to have kittens when I was dating Francis Michael Murphy!

Jethro · May 29th, 2001, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by barrk
Actually, my family would be estatic if Erin found herself a nice little Irish Catholic boy.....I thought my Gran was going to have kittens when I was dating Francis Michael Murphy!

We have told you about dating priests katie. Oh by the way the Vatican forums are still over flowing with Tom's "I'm Leaving" thread. Apparently you are ever the devil incarnate or a protestant according to the majority of posts.

**barrk** · May 29th, 2001, 05:51 PM

Nope...the other way round. I'm the recovering Catholic...Tom's the devout athiest.

Jethro · May 29th, 2001, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by barrk
Nope...the other way round. I'm the recovering Catholic...Tom's the devout athiest.

So did you have a dirty habit, or were you never a Nun.

**barrk** · May 29th, 2001, 06:00 PM

My habit was continually dirty! I never could get past the fact that you could be a complete bastard and then go to confession and it was all forgiven no matter how many times you did the same ****ty thing over and over! Give me a break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My parents only half-assed practiced for my Gran's sake but it was still torture!

scoutt · May 29th, 2001, 10:27 PM

originally posted by Barrk
I never could get past the fact that you could be a complete bastard and then go to confession and it was all forgiven no matter how many times you did the same ****ty thing over and over! Give me a break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My sentiments exactly, Katie, Never did understand that.

denniswrenn · May 31st, 2001, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by barrk

Actually, if Erin had to get involved with someone I would rather it was someone with intelligence and wit like you than your run of the mill brain-dead teenager around here!

D'Oh! I guess I'm out then

My habit was continually dirty! I never could get past the fact that you could be a complete bastard and then go to confession and it was all forgiven no matter how many times you did the same ****ty thing over and over! Give me a break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My parents only half-assed practiced for my Gran's sake but it was still torture!

I think religions are crap. I am in no way an atheist, but I do not beleive in religions. Of course, I beleive in Jesus Christ, Muhammed, Etc. But I think organized religions are just stupid. According to my thinking, God exists, and he did not choose one group of people to make sure others followed his "laws", I think the point of life is to do what you think is right, and enjoy life... Not to follow some guy that is reading out of a book, put together by "mortals".

Jethro · May 31st, 2001, 09:00 PM

Onya Dennis

Plus God probably doesn't need all the money the born again christians demand on TV

**barrk** · Jun 1st, 2001, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by denniswrenn

D'Oh! I guess I'm out then

I've already told you that you are an atypical American teenager, Dennis. That was just a general statement....doesn't apply to you....

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