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  1. Jan 25th, 2010, 08:19 AM #1
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    Resolved [RESOLVED] SQL Staturday

    Any one in the Boston area going to SQL Staurday this coming Saturday?
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  2. Jan 25th, 2010, 03:29 PM #2
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    Re: SQL Staturday

    WHERE is it? I might JOIN you.
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    Re: SQL Staturday

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    Re: SQL Staturday

    I would make a pun about ORDER BY, but it could be considered a sorted remark, and might leave me out of sorts.
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    Re: SQL Staturday

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    Re: SQL Staturday

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    Re: SQL Staturday

    Sorry I'm busy that day, I have to VACUUM under the TABLE...
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    Re: SQL Staturday

    I fear Gary, that you CAST pearls before swine IN your attempt to CONVERT them.
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  13. Jan 29th, 2010, 09:41 AM #11
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    Re: [RESOLVED] SQL Staturday

    NO one gong but me I guess
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    Re: [RESOLVED] SQL Staturday

    Quote Originally Posted by GaryMazzone View Post
    NO one gong but me I guess
    I don't know if that was a typo, or if you are just cymbal minded.
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  15. Jan 29th, 2010, 11:08 AM #13
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    Re: [RESOLVED] SQL Staturday

    From me it is a typo I'm good at that I don't pay attention when I type here allot of the time and just press submit,
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  16. Jan 29th, 2010, 06:23 PM #14
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