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  1. Jan 21st, 2010, 06:19 AM #1
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    What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?

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    Re: What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?

    What do you call someone who has conversations with pieces of bleached rope?

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    Re: What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?

    What would you do if you were marooned on an island?

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    Re: What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?

    What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?
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    Re: What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?

    Many years ago, when I was but a lad, I used to collect models of agricultural machines like combine-harvesters and bailing machines. As the time inexorably rolled past I grew somewhat disenchanted with these childish games and sought other pursuits befitting my maturity.

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    Re: What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?

    My previous tenant absolutely loved reality TV shows in which contestants would parade their complete lack of talent in fron of a panel of judges who would them ritually humiliate them. She was a X-Factor Fan.
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    Re: What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?

    That doesn't work.
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    Re: What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?

    When I was a teenager I always wanted to be a rocket scientist...

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    Re: What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?

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    Re: What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?

    My friend died; he loved tennis so I scattered his remains at Wimbledon. Unfortunately the police were not impressed, they said I should have cremated him first.
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    Re: What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?

    Quote Originally Posted by wossy
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    Re: What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?

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    Re: What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?

    If a man farts in England he can cause a tornado in America. Heinz should be put on trial for manslaughter
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    Re: What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?

    Quote Originally Posted by BodwadUK View Post
    If a man farts in England he can cause a tornado in America. Heinz should be put on trial for manslaughter
    Is that true?? Just wait till the US bans farting in England for safeguarding their country!

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