Good Dreams

Matthew Gates · May 27th, 2001, 07:45 PM

I see your location is the bathroom. Keep your computer in there too? What about a beer fridge? Are you supported enough to live in your bathroom for days (maybe years) without having to come out? Is everything coming out okay?

**crptcblade** · May 27th, 2001, 08:24 PM

How many times must I tell you people??? No need to use the bathroom, just put some plastic GLAD bags down on any floor, and go where you may! I personally haven't seen a toilet in over 12 years! I have dreams of a futuristic toilet that wipes your ass for you and everything. Has that revolution come about yet?

**chrisjk** · May 27th, 2001, 08:42 PM

Originally posted by crptcblade
Has that revolution come about yet?

Yep, they're called slaves! "Oi, *****, my arse needs wiping!!!"

All major celebrities have one

I think they are called PA's in the business

**crptcblade** · May 27th, 2001, 08:44 PM

:

Hey speaking of toilets, here's a bit of trivia...How did toilets get the nickname "crapper"?

**chrisjk** · May 27th, 2001, 08:46 PM

They were invented by a bloke called Thomas Crapper, that's how.

**crptcblade** · May 27th, 2001, 08:48 PM

Ding-ding-ding!! So, I see you took a swim in the pool of useless knowledge as well.

**chrisjk** · May 27th, 2001, 08:53 PM

Not quite (the ocean of useless knowledge!!), my dad told me when I was like 7 and I went and amazed all my friends by telling them that. Of course they didn't believe me because crap is a naughty word

**crptcblade** · May 27th, 2001, 08:57 PM

Here's another useless tidbit for you

Thomas Crapper didn't actually invent the toilet, some other guy did(don't know his name off hand), Crapper just bought the patent off that guy.

**chrisjk** · May 27th, 2001, 08:58 PM

I didn't know that - interesting!! I bet the other guy was pissed after he saw what a good thing it was.

**crptcblade** · May 27th, 2001, 09:00 PM

Yeah, anybody who tells you that the other guy's name was "****ter" isn't telling the truth

**chrisjk** · May 27th, 2001, 09:01 PM

Now that would be good

Matthew Gates · May 27th, 2001, 09:37 PM

Why do they call toilets "The John"?

**crptcblade** · May 27th, 2001, 10:01 PM

They're named after me. *points to sig*

Matthew Gates · May 27th, 2001, 10:04 PM

What'd you do to deserve that?

**crptcblade** · May 27th, 2001, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by Matthew Gates
What'd you do to deserve that?

Well, it all goes back to a little kid who loved the taste of dirty diapers...

**chrisjk** · May 27th, 2001, 10:09 PM

I don't think you should tell us the rest of the story!

**crptcblade** · May 27th, 2001, 10:11 PM

Damn! No one ever lets me tell the whole story...

**chrisjk** · May 27th, 2001, 10:13 PM

Time for bed. cyas!!

**crptcblade** · May 27th, 2001, 10:15 PM

Later, man !

**parksie** · May 28th, 2001, 08:18 AM

Didn't Crapper invent the first flushing toilet?

**Jotaf98** · May 28th, 2001, 09:42 AM

Well, then my location should be "My Room". The bathroom and the place where we store the candies and drinks is right in front of my door

**Good Dreams** · May 28th, 2001, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by Matthew Gates
I see your location is the bathroom. Keep your computer in there too? What about a beer fridge? Are you supported enough to live in your bathroom for days (maybe years) without having to come out? Is everything coming out okay?

It's f*king hot outside, that's why I spent half my time in the bathroom, pissing, washing my face, bathing and you know what(don't you?).

It's also a silent and peaceful place.

Too bad I don't fit in the fridge...

**chrisjk** · May 28th, 2001, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by Good Dreams
I spent half my time in the bathroom, pissing, washing my face, bathing and you know what (don't you?).

that's a bit graphic isn't it?!?!

**Good Dreams** · May 28th, 2001, 12:27 PM

graphic?

you mean the you know what part?

**chrisjk** · May 28th, 2001, 12:40 PM

I mean the pissing and the you know what bit

**Good Dreams** · May 28th, 2001, 12:47 PM

Matthew was the one who brought the topic, not me.

I'm just answering

**parksie** · May 28th, 2001, 02:16 PM

It's better than denying it

ricmitch_uk · May 28th, 2001, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by Good Dreams

It's f*king hot outside, that's why I spent half my time in the bathroom, pissing, washing my face, bathing and you know what(don't you?).

It's also a silent and peaceful place.

Too bad I don't fit in the fridge...

Hey Dave! You finally learned those rude English words you've been dying to find out

My location is the best though
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Jethro · May 28th, 2001, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by Good Dreams

It's f*king hot outside,Our boy is taking his first few steps that's why I spent half my time in the bathroom, pissing, washing my face, bathing and you know what(don't you?).

It's also a silent and peaceful place.

Clearly you don't drink enough beer, and follow it up with a good curry. Do that for a few nights in a row and we are not talking a silent place

Too bad I don't fit in the fridge... Can only hope this is due to the amount of alcohol crammed in there

Dave, am worried about you dude, does this mean you are dragging yourself away from the couple upstairs. Or do you take your chair and glass into the bathroom with you.

**Good Dreams** · May 29th, 2001, 11:12 AM

It isn't that hard to learn, you know?
The americans make such educative movies that it makes it easy and quick to learn.
As for the beer, sorry, but I don't like it. Only red wine (sweet) and whisky with coke. Can it have the same effect?

ricmitch_uk · May 29th, 2001, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by Good Dreams
It isn't that hard to learn, you know?
The americans make such educative movies that it makes it easy and quick to learn.
As for the beer, sorry, but I don't like it. Only red wine (sweet) and whisky with coke. Can it have the same effect?

I'm saying nothing...

**Jotaf98** · May 29th, 2001, 01:06 PM

Yeah, here in Coimbra it was nearly 37.5ºC today

Yes, I know you live in Portugal, why?

{Edit}

(Sorry if you didn't want people to know that)

Jethro · May 29th, 2001, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by Good Dreams
It isn't that hard to learn, you know?
The americans make such educative movies that it makes it easy and quick to learn.
As for the beer, sorry, but I don't like it. Only red wine (sweet) and whisky with coke. Can it have the same effect?

That's it Buddy, we are moving you to Oz. Clearly this Euro fixation is getting out of control

Er, could we move the people up stairs as well...thinking glass ceilings

ricmitch_uk · May 29th, 2001, 04:37 PM

Hehe

**Good Dreams** · May 29th, 2001, 05:19 PM

hehehe

BTW, it was 41ºC here

**Jotaf98** · May 30th, 2001, 05:15 AM

Yeah - they said it would be 35ºC and when I checked it was 37.5ºC... and I could swear it was hotter in the morning

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