help stealz ppls credit card number and identidy pleaseeeeeeees

[dclamp]

Hai frands,

for my colleg work i iz need to make a program to steel the credit card numbersz and the social security numberz of every personz who goes to my websiiddt. plz? Its for collegee.

kthz

[JuggaloBrotha]

What you need is to start with learning PHP and implement the .Net's YourAnIdiot webservice. Once you've configured the POP3 account on the Ajax call you'll have to set up the SOAP protocol to de-serialize your grandma in the microwave.

Oh and don't forget, you'll need to inform the Feds so they can forward it to the pentagon so you're site can grab the government accounts too.

[techgnome]

don't forget the blue tooth extensions that can also grab the CC numbers from everyone in a 15 foot radius of the person visiting the website... That's always a bonus.

-tg

[kleinma]

If you want I will give you the codes for the airlock to planet Druidia.

It is 1, 2, 3 ,4, 5

Keep it a secret though, because I use that same combination on my luggage.

[dclamp]

hai, thanz you for your helzp rep+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

kleinma i will not steal your luggage.

[homer13j]

kleinma i will not steal your luggage.

Nobody would...

[dclamp]

OH! you have the same set as me!

[mendhak]

Hai frands,

for my colleg work i iz need to make a program to steel the credit card numbersz and the social security numberz of every personz who goes to my websiiddt. plz? Its for collegee.

kthz

Have you tried asking them?

[dclamp]

Have you tried asking them?

Hai mi name is zulanbactorzingzing, can i haz your identity?

[EntityX]

You can have my identity. It's on sale now for anyone that wants it. Before it's too late. $ 25.

[dclamp]

hai, i will give you $3 and some candy for your identity. Do you take paypal?

[dclamp]

oh and if i buy your identity, wouldnt i be getting my money back anyway?

[JuggaloBrotha]

dclamp, you'e forgetting to say 'kthanxbi' at the end of your posts!!

[dclamp]

kthxbai

[emartinho]

Nobody would...

CLASSIC!!

[honeybee]

Hai frands,

for my colleg work i iz need to make a program to steel the credit card numbersz and the social security numberz of every personz who goes to my websiiddt. plz? Its for collegee.

kthz

Well, stand at the door to your website with a shotgun in your hand. Anyone goes in, follow him/her in and threaten him/her with the shotgun. You will be amazed how many visitors will turn over the info you need!

Not as cool as stealing, but I guess it will get the job done.

.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

Sounds like someone seriously needs to have their floppy held.

[BillGeek]

Sounds like someone seriously needs to have their floppy held.

[JayCR]

Could always use the PurseViewer app thats a free app, all you need to do is get them to download and install a picture of a magnifying glass onto the pc that will xray their wallets / purses and could retrieve all the codes from there?

the other option is, you could write some code that could activate the users webcam, and then add a label onto the screen that saves, please move your credit / social security card in front of your webcam reaaaaallll slowwww.

I find its a personal favourite because its the most honest method there is of stealing there details, you would then have all the webcam footage recorded to a server, and then you could also ask the user to enter their 4 digit PIN number into the keypad and use a keylogger to record it.

[techgnome]

@dclamp - hai ... did yuz figure dis out? Can you has share the cod? Cuz I could ooze it for a projeckt I work on.

I haz sandpapper and lite bright installed, what else do I need?

-tg

[dclamp]

Hayy;

.. i triyed e=mc2 but thta is no work. Alzo did u conect ur sandpapper and lite bright to a myswl serve?