Okay, it's up!

scoutt, you may have the wrong idea about PHP...it's nothing at all like CGI scripts, there is no shebang line. It's code embedded in an HTML file that gets parsed by the server.

The address HAS NOT RESOLVED; I'm emailing the FTP info to MerryVIP. The address will resolve once the server restarts (it's on a system that restarts when the traffic is zero, so it'll probably be okay late tomorrow morning)

Have fun!