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    Re: Mother Gave Me a ....

    OK, here is the solution to the 50-year-old nursery rhyme:

    Mother gave me a nickel to buy a pickle.
    I didn't buy a pickle;
    I bought some chewing gum.

    Moral of the story:

    The government distributes the wealth by giving tax revenue to people in hopes that they will buy food, clothing, and other necessities. Instead, the people buy booze, cigarettes, and drugs.
    Last edited by Code Doc; Nov 11th, 2009 at 09:25 PM.
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