Simon's Club

chenko · May 21st, 2001, 10:47 AM

This is basically a piss take, but all you have to do to enter is:

1. Be stupid
2. Be stupid towards other clubs
3. What ever you want....your in

**Jamagei** · May 21st, 2001, 10:55 AM

is the fact that i am taking he piss ouut of other clubs in the 'Jamagei's Club' thread admit me to this club, or do i have to take the p*ss out of myself?

**Bonker Gudd** · May 21st, 2001, 10:56 AM

I take your Club and smash this thread to a pulp.
I take the pulp and feed it to my pet Salamander.
I kill the Salamander and eat him with boiled Lettuce and a fine Chardonnay.

chenko · May 21st, 2001, 10:58 AM

I dont care, your both in if you want, take the piss out of the other clubs, and out of your own if you want

**Bonker Gudd** · May 21st, 2001, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by Winston Churchill
Your club smells

Yeah! In ya face, Simon!

chenko · May 21st, 2001, 02:02 PM

Blah!!!!!

**Pix** · May 21st, 2001, 03:04 PM

I'm stoopid! Can I join?

chenko · May 21st, 2001, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by Pix
I'm stoopid! Can I join?

yep

the more stupid people in one place the more chaos (sounds like vbforums and the server LOL)

**tumblingdown** · May 21st, 2001, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Yeah! In ya face, Simon!

HA! FAF!
i just realised how to pronounce your handle!
made me chuckle.

td.

chenko · May 21st, 2001, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by tumblingdown

HA! FAF!
i just realised how to pronounce your handle!
made me chuckle.

td.

DUH!!

stupid? your in?

**tumblingdown** · May 21st, 2001, 04:43 PM

I suppose it's too late to say, err, actually i knew what it was along, honest...

Oh-well. Stupid is as stupid does i suppose (i am, infact, so stupid, that i don't really understand that bloody saying means ;-)

td.

chenko · May 21st, 2001, 05:02 PM

This club is so stupid that im not gonna keep a list, i wont even remember in running it, and im gonna be insanly stupid about how stupid my stupidity is...

anoop007 · May 21st, 2001, 06:43 PM

Hey Si, am i automatically in?.. you know how stupid i am!

chenko · May 21st, 2001, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by anoop007
Hey Si, am i automatically in?.. you know how stupid i am!

in where?

and also you have to shout MUWAHAHAHAHAHA at random times....

Behemoth · May 22nd, 2001, 04:20 AM

I want to leave your club...Can I be admitted into it first?

**Bonker Gudd** · May 22nd, 2001, 04:26 AM

Originally posted by Behemoth
I want to leave your club...Can I be admitted into it first?

How can you be admitted to this Club, I've already eaten this one.
Simon will have to create a new, indigestable Club.

Behemoth · May 22nd, 2001, 04:39 AM

Whats wrong with me being in a club secreted within your digestive tract?

You think your teeth are sufficient to rule all of Europe, and you are mistaken. I shall raise the rice-pudding banner in your name!

**Bonker Gudd** · May 22nd, 2001, 04:49 AM

Very well, join a club in my Intestine if you have to.
But I warn you, at about 4pm the club is likely to be floating down the Severn Estuary.

Behemoth · May 22nd, 2001, 04:50 AM

which enzyme?

Behemoth · May 22nd, 2001, 05:59 AM

mmm...pleasant...

Thanks for that HB...

**HarryW** · May 22nd, 2001, 06:02 AM

Okay, tooooooo much information! We don't need to know!

Twice a day? Do you spend all day eating All Bran or what?

Behemoth · May 22nd, 2001, 06:04 AM

Lets not get onto this subject.

On a "good" day I can manage 4

**Bonker Gudd** · May 22nd, 2001, 06:06 AM

You have your own Club to secrete into.

chenko · May 22nd, 2001, 07:53 AM

Originally posted by honeybee
I daily take the piss out of myself, three to four times, approx.

Does taking the shi(t) out of oneself count as a qualification, too? I do that about twice a day.

.

depends how LMAO!!!!!!!!!

anoop007 · May 22nd, 2001, 06:59 PM

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Will that do?

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