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    Funny Movie Lines

    What's your favorite, here's mine...

    Man: "Alice, Your Dog Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive."

    Woman: "Well, what's wrong with the dog?"

    Man: "Simple. He has been licking his a$shole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hours attention and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?"

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    Talking hehehe

    This is a quote from the movie "Chasing amy"

    After holden comes back from his date with a lesbian..his friend blakey asks "So how was your pseudo-date?"

    i thought it was funny
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    Thumbs up Also

    i recommend these funny movie lines..

    get on napster and search for "Jay and silent bob"

    and look for "Gentrification" or "Lesbian quiz"
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    "my love for you is like a truck-
    BERZERKER!
    would you like some making *****
    BERZERKER!"

    or something like that

    its in "Clerks" anyway...

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    Thumbs up yeah

    Clerks was a cool movie
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