Never ever!

[Monkz]

On this thread post things people should NEVER EVER do! Lets see some crazy ideas!

Ill start:

NEVER EVER Run outside in the middle of a thunderstorm carrying a tall metal pole!

[dee-u]

NEVER EVER reply to this thread.

[Monkz]

NEVER EVER reply to this thread.

OWNED!!!!! Wait.. that was to me! Damn! . You could have come up with something like: NEVER EVER poke Mendhaks third eye!.

[Atheist]

NEVER EVER question the golden chair society.

[SambaNeko]

NEVER.

[Hack]

You could have come up with something like: NEVER EVER poke Mendhaks third eye!.

But he enjoys that so.

NEVER bother to actually take the time to try and figure out what something posted in this forum section actually means especially when posted by certain members that enjoy posting something that has no immediate or recognizable meaning if you get what I mean.

[Monkz]

But he enjoys that so.

NEVER bother to actually take the time to try and figure out what something posted in this forum section actually means especially when posted by certain members that enjoy posting something that has no immediate or recognizable meaning if you get what I mean.

I took your advice already, and havent bothered attempting to read this a second time. =D

[minitech]

NEVER EVER SAY NEVER!
Because you'll end up in one of those long, strange, and meaningless conversations with people you don't know.

[I_Love_My_Vans]

Never gonna give you up!

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But he enjoys that so.

NEVER bother to actually take the time to try and figure out what something posted in this forum section actually means especially when posted by certain members that enjoy posting something that has no immediate or recognizable meaning if you get what I mean.

Clutterbuck

[Torc]

Ill start:

NEVER EVER forget the apostrophe in any thread mendhak might view.

[BillGeek]

Never... ... ... mind.

[FunkyDexter]

NEVER bother to actually take the time to try and figure out what something posted in this forum section actually means especially when posted by certain members that enjoy posting something that has no immediate or recognizable meaning if you get what I mean.

NEVER EVER use commas or any other kind of punctuation when typing a run on sentence to allow your reader to pause for breath thus causing them to eventually die of oxygen deprivati...

[JuggaloBrotha]

Never bite your finger nails after scratching your a**

[Monkz]

NEVER EVER swallow a pack of mentos, then try to chug diet coke!

[Max Peck]

NEVER EVER yawn while spraying underarm deodorant on! (I actually did this once - Cough, cough ... hack!)

Also ... NEVER EVER try to spit your gum out while you have *something else* in your mouth that you want to spit. The *something else* will lubricate the gum which causes it to eject fast and far, but the *something else* winds up getting all over your face!

-Max

[EntityX]

NEVER EVER swallow a pack of mentos, then try to chug diet coke!

Years ago I saw a David Letterman show where they were demonstrating what happens when you mix the two. They had a guy on who had hundreds of plastic containers of diet coke with mentos that were timed to mix with the coke and he put on a mentos/coke fountain show.

[minitech]

That's wasteful. NEVER EVER waste things like timers, cokes and mentos on coke fountains.

[JuggaloBrotha]

Years ago I saw a David Letterman show where they were demonstrating what happens when you mix the two. They had a guy on who had hundreds of plastic containers of diet coke with mentos that were timed to mix with the coke and he put on a mentos/coke fountain show.

got a youtube link?

[penagate]

NEVER bother to actually take the time to try and figure out what something posted in this forum section actually means especially when posted by certain members that enjoy posting something that has no immediate or recognizable meaning if you get what I mean.

NEVER EVER use commas or any other kind of punctuation when typing a run on sentence to allow your reader to pause for breath thus causing them to eventually die of oxygen deprivati...

Neither of those are run-on sentences...

-- "It was raining I got wet."

-- "It was raining and my umbrella broke and I got wet and I had to run for the bus and Uncle George died of a heart attack yesterday and my dog suffocated to death in a McDonalds ball pit."

The first is a run-on sentence. The second is just badly constructed.

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Neither of those are run-on sentences...

-- "It was raining I got wet."

-- "It was raining and my umbrella broke and I got wet and I had to run for the bus and Uncle George died of a heart attack yesterday and my dog suffocated to death in a McDonalds ball pit."

The first is a run-on sentence. The second is just badly constructed.

an aussie who clams to know Engish!!!!

[Lord Orwell]

Never live with two women. Their periods synchronize. 'nuff said.

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Never live with two women. Their periods synchronize. 'nuff said.

Is that a good reason not to have more than one wife?

[Max Peck]

Never live with two women. Their periods synchronize. 'nuff said.

I have nothing but women in my house. 3 of 'em. Wife and two teen/young adult daughters. You wanna talk synchronization?

-Max

[Hack]

I have nothing but women in my house. 3 of 'em. Wife and two teen/young adult daughters. You wanna talk synchronization?

-Max

Then instead of marrying a woman and having daughters, you should have married a man and had sons.

[Max Peck]

Then instead of marrying a woman and having daughters, you should have married a man and had sons.

Er, no. I'll keep things as they are thanks.

-Max

[JuggaloBrotha]

I have nothing but women in my house. 3 of 'em. Wife and two teen/young adult daughters. You wanna talk synchronization?

-Max

Could always ditch the daughters and run off w/ the wife

[Max Peck]

Could always ditch the daughters and run off w/ the wife

Actually, we do that on a semi-regular basis! Took a 4-night cruise to the Bahamas in May. As they get older we'll do that kind of stuff more often! Last year we took a 5-night driving trip down to the Keys.

-Max

[JuggaloBrotha]

Actually, we do that on a semi-regular basis! Took a 4-night cruise to the Bahamas in May. As they get older we'll do that kind of stuff more often! Last year we took a 5-night driving trip down to the Keys.

-Max

You must live in Florida then, I never knew that about you.

[Lord Orwell]

Is that a good reason not to have more than one wife?

ugh. I have a wife and a 19 year old room mate. I thought i was having trouble understanding the wife. The roommate is certifiable.

[DeanMc]

Never get a lift from a non national taxi driver with a sat nav at half 4 in the morning....

[oceanebelle]

NEVER EVER forget your bowl of white rice when eating a chicken barbecue!

[Siddharth Rout]

Never ever set a stopwatch while having sex

[Lord Orwell]

Neither of those are run-on sentences...

-- "It was raining I got wet."

-- "It was raining and my umbrella broke and I got wet and I had to run for the bus and Uncle George died of a heart attack yesterday and my dog suffocated to death in a McDonalds ball pit."

The first is a run-on sentence. The second is just badly constructed.

you are quite possibly correct or incorrect. The definitions vary. Your first example is definitely a run-on sentence but the second could be considered one due to the fact that it contains more than one idea.

[penagate]

I suppose. I understood the definition to be "multiple independent clauses not separated by a comma or conjunction".

[Lord Orwell]

I suppose. I understood the definition to be "multiple independent clauses not separated by a comma or conjunction".

according to wikipedia, it wasn't one. According to a much more reliable source however, it was.

a sentence containing two or more clauses not connected by the correct conjunction or punctuation

in your case, the correct punctuation would have been a period or semicolon if the ideas were related, which they were.

[penagate]

Yes... and in some contexts, you'd probably get away with this too:

"It was raining, my umbrella broke, I got wet, I had to run for the bus..."

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

NEVER EVER tell your girlfriend that her friend has an incredible a**.

[Lord Orwell]

NEVER EVER tell your girlfriend that her friend has an incredible a**.

why not? I told my wife our roommate has incredible you know whats. I ended up getting flashed on my birthday. It's my xp's wallpaper now lol.

[JuggaloBrotha]

why not? I told my wife our roommate has incredible you know whats. I ended up getting flashed on my birthday. It's my xp's wallpaper now lol.

Heh, boobies!!!