Quote Originally Posted by wossname View Post
It also explains the value of the Dollar at the moment.
+1!

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optometrist showed him a card with these letters:

C Z W I X N O S T A C Z

"Can you read this line?" the optometrist asked.

"Read it?" the applicant replied, "Heck, I even know the guy."