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  1. Jul 10th, 2009, 05:23 PM #1
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    I think my apartment building is on fire again

    And it wasn't me this time. Woohoo!
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    Rub toothpaste on your wall to see if it melts or catches fire.
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  3. Jul 10th, 2009, 06:10 PM #3
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    Vodka puts out fire, right?
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    As long as it is below 90 proof.
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    Rut row...
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  7. Jul 11th, 2009, 10:51 AM #6
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    Napalm might be helpful in your situation if you're trying to create a living hell on earth. You'll then feel right at home.
    Make as many mistakes as you can as quickly as you can. We want to make sure that we make a great enough number of mistakes in a given amount of time so that we can be successful.

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  8. Jul 11th, 2009, 03:56 PM #7
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    You need one of these...
    http://thereifixedit.com/?s=fire+alarm
    I don't live here any more.
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    If you put the fire out at just the right time you'll have some popcorn that isn't burnt up.
    Make as many mistakes as you can as quickly as you can. We want to make sure that we make a great enough number of mistakes in a given amount of time so that we can be successful.

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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    And it wasn't me this time.
    Why not!?
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    Either purchase, and actually use, fire retardent underware or move....those are your only choices.
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    Set yourself on fire, if it burns then it melts.
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade View Post
    And it wasn't me this time. Woohoo!
    <<throws gas tin into neighbour's yard>>

    Wasn't me either guv
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  15. Jul 15th, 2009, 06:01 AM #13
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    Wood doesn't melt.
    I don't live here any more.
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname View Post
    Wood doesn't melt.
    Depends if Roseanne has clothes on or not
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  17. Jul 16th, 2009, 11:50 AM #15
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    Quote Originally Posted by KiwiDexter View Post
    Depends if Roseanne has clothes on or not
    No. No, it doesn't.
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    'Wood' and 'Roseanne' are not allowed in the same thread.
    Here's to us!
    Who's like us?
    Darned few, and they're all dead!
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname View Post
    Wood doesn't melt.
    Plastic wood melts.
    Make as many mistakes as you can as quickly as you can. We want to make sure that we make a great enough number of mistakes in a given amount of time so that we can be successful.

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  20. Jul 16th, 2009, 09:48 PM #18
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    No. No, it doesn't.
    I just knew Roseanne had to have fans,
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  21. Jul 17th, 2009, 08:18 AM #19
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    Quote Originally Posted by KiwiDexter View Post
    I just knew Roseanne had to have fans,
    That would be one interpretation of my statement. The wrong one, to be sure, but certainly one interpretation.
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  22. Jul 17th, 2009, 10:26 AM #20
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    I don't know... things must get pretty lonely up there in the cold north...
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  23. Jul 17th, 2009, 02:17 PM #21
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    Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again

    What the hell are you rednecks raving on about now?
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