Ok the truth about Matthews undie draw

Jethro · May 15th, 2001, 09:25 PM

This is a delicate and sticky subject.

After reviewing the votes it is clear the majority of site members are sick enough to want to venture into the strange world of Matthew's undie draw. (Ok the majority didn't want to even touch the draw or Matthews undies. But we are talking the majority of discerning members, the rest of you and can go and visit the Barbie home page were you belong).

So...this is horrible but must come out

Matthew keeps....................*gasp*................pictures of naked weiner dogs in his undie draw

Matthew Gates · May 15th, 2001, 10:00 PM

Jethro!! How many times have I told you? Stay out of my underwear draw! I've got...important stuff in there

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Jethro · May 15th, 2001, 10:17 PM

Hey is it my fault your mom puts a web cam in there

and she knows about the Playboys under your mattress by the way. Hey, didn't know you were a subscriber.

And while on the subject.............

What the hell is the Jersey Devil?????

spetnik · May 15th, 2001, 10:46 PM

LET'S GO PENGUINS!!!
Just kidding, im a blues fan. c ya in the finals!

**Beacon** · May 15th, 2001, 11:11 PM

Yes lets go Penguins!

I you on the same drugs the Ralph magazine crew are. They're obsessed with Penguins as well!!

naked dogs my god!

spetnik · May 15th, 2001, 11:14 PM

No, u dont understand. im talkin bout the hockey team. They are playing vs the NJ Devils in the playoffs. thats y Matthew hates em.

**Beacon** · May 15th, 2001, 11:23 PM

ohhh Hockey is that a sport over your way?

Apparently Australia is meant to be excellent at this so called "sport".

Penguins are gonna lose Pengiuns v Devils = Penguins are small little fish eating creatures!
Devils are big motherhumpers who would demolish a penguin!

ricmitch_uk · May 16th, 2001, 01:19 AM

Hey Matthew! If dogs were female humans, we could have identical undie draws.

**parksie** · May 16th, 2001, 01:07 PM

I don't have any drawers at the moment...it broke when I walked into it

**chrisjk** · May 16th, 2001, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by parksie
it broke when I walked into it

Sounds like an MFI job to me parksie

Matthew Gates · May 16th, 2001, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by parksie
I don't have any drawers at the moment...it broke when I walked into it

Oww...is the drawer okay? Well, it broke...but is it goin' to be okay?

**parksie** · May 16th, 2001, 02:11 PM

It should be okay.

**Pix** · May 16th, 2001, 02:12 PM

Sorry, have to ask, how did you manage to walk into your drawers?

**parksie** · May 16th, 2001, 02:15 PM

Because I was pissed after a new year's party

**Pix** · May 16th, 2001, 02:16 PM

Nice one

**parksie** · May 16th, 2001, 02:18 PM

My parents were out and both me and my sister had separate sets of friends round...lots of people...very pissed...playing very loud music and prank-calling people

**Pix** · May 16th, 2001, 02:20 PM

Sounds like you had fun. I can't remember what happend on New Years so I must have had a good time

**chrisjk** · May 16th, 2001, 02:27 PM

Ah, prank calls. The funniest thing when your pissed.

"Hello, is Mr Bell there?"
"No sorry, he's not in"
"Oh, well it's Chris from the Inland Revenue. We have been making random checks on all UK taxpayers, and unfortunately for 30 years your husband has been paying less tax than required"
"Really??? oh dear"
"Yes" *smirk* *smirk* "I'm afraid he owes us £124,000"
"WHAT??!!"
"yes, and if he doesn't pay in 2 weeks he will be summond to court and your house is likely to be repossed, so if you can I urge you to pay now. Also, there is a fine of £5,000 for late payment."
"o...k i'...ll...get...him...to...con..tact....you...when jhe gets in..." *cry*
"Yes please Mrs Bell. After all, we don't want him going to jail and we do try to help where we can."

**parksie** · May 16th, 2001, 02:28 PM

Hee hee hee

**Pix** · May 16th, 2001, 02:29 PM

Yeah they are funny...except when BTCellnet threatens to cut your phone off the next day cos someone can't take a joke

**chrisjk** · May 16th, 2001, 02:32 PM

One of my old aquaintances now has a criminal record because he made prank calls to a old biddy loads of times. What a dick!! once for a joke, but not repeatedly.

**parksie** · May 16th, 2001, 02:35 PM

We did it from a payphone

**Pix** · May 16th, 2001, 02:39 PM

No I wouldn't call up the elderly, that's a bit low. Won't be phoning "easily offended friend" again

**chrisjk** · May 16th, 2001, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by parksie
We did it from a payphone

Better than the back seat of a Mini I guess

**Pix** · May 16th, 2001, 02:40 PM

Would use payphone but some moron keeps smashing it

**parksie** · May 16th, 2001, 02:41 PM

Hehe

I barely fit into a Mini on my own!

**Pix** · May 16th, 2001, 02:42 PM

I think minis look a bit trashy on you

**chrisjk** · May 16th, 2001, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by Pix
No I wouldn't call up the elderly, that's a bit low. Won't be phoning "easily offended friend" again

Trouble is you don't know they're an old geezer until you phone them the first time. But he kept doing it, like a true knob.

**Pix** · May 16th, 2001, 02:45 PM

Daft git

**parksie** · May 16th, 2001, 02:47 PM

Definitely

ricmitch_uk · May 16th, 2001, 03:33 PM

My tip:
141If you're in the UK...

Jethro · May 16th, 2001, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by Pix
Sounds like you had fun. I can't remember what happend on New Years so I must have had a good time

You did, we have photos of the whole sordid affair. They should be online www.pixbuttnaked.com
at any moment.

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