Quote Originally Posted by kleinma View Post
woss, you need to have "please" at least 12 times in your post if you want to let others know you actually really need help, otherwise we just assume you don't.
and you don't have the time to type "please" completely. It must be pls or plz and the capitalization must vary pseudo-randomly. It can't be completely random. Liberal use of crying icons also a must. Finally, your question must be posted in code bank, with Private message links to it sent to 60% of the members who are offline at the time, immediately followed by at least three "bump"s

As an aside: Kleinma, exactly how many forums DO you moderate?