John - WE DEMAND YOU FEED THE HAMSTERS MORE

**Ianpbaker** · May 15th, 2001, 12:19 PM

You are too cruel to those poor defenceless hamsters who run around all day in their wheels to power the site, if you fed them more then maybee this site wouldn't crash quite as much. We demand more kindness to them or we bring in the RSPCA

**zmerlinz** · May 15th, 2001, 12:37 PM

or he could puchase some more hamsters this migh solve the problem :P

chenko · May 15th, 2001, 12:39 PM

or use Guinea pigs

**zmerlinz** · May 15th, 2001, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by chenko
or use Guinea pigs

I thought that was us

**barrk** · May 15th, 2001, 12:45 PM

SSsshhhh, Guys....don't let PETA know John is using hamsters to power this site or he'll never hear the end of it!!!!!!

**zmerlinz** · May 15th, 2001, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by barrk
SSsshhhh, Guys....don't let PETA know John is using hamsters to power this site or he'll never hear the end of it!!!!!!

PLEADING IGNORANCE:i suppose that is your version of the RSPCA

**Ianpbaker** · May 15th, 2001, 12:48 PM

FREEDOM
TO
THE
HAMSTERS

**zmerlinz** · May 15th, 2001, 12:51 PM

FREE THE VB HAMPSTERS!!!

"What do we want ?"

"fredom to the hampsters"

"when do we want it ??"

"as soon as John finds a suitable replacement to run the servers :P"

**barrk** · May 15th, 2001, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by zmerlinz

PLEADING IGNORANCE:i suppose that is your version of the RSPCA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals..........a very militant activist group.

We also have the SPCA / Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. They are a little less obnoxious though.

chenko · May 15th, 2001, 01:01 PM

What we gonna feed the hamsters???.....James??

**HarryW** · May 15th, 2001, 01:25 PM

If there's one thing I hate it's militant bloody vegetarians.... bastards.

Of course there's not just one thing, I hate lots of things as you well know.

**barrk** · May 15th, 2001, 01:27 PM

PETA are particularily vile. The mayor of NYC had colon cancer which is supposedly caused partially perhaps maybe by drinking milk....the PETA *******s put up a billboard with his picture on it with a milk mustache saying "Got Cancer?" How tacky is that????????

Matthew Gates · May 15th, 2001, 01:28 PM

I was reading dailyrotten.com's news section, I was curious, since I haven't been there in month, and just wanted to see what sick sh*t people are doing in the world

.

Well, there was an article on there, a guinee pig (or hamster, can't remember which) escaped from his cage and got into another cage filled with 24 female hamsters. He mated with every single one of them and has 43 lil' babies

.

24 females g.p.'s and 1 pimp guinee pig, now that's what I'm talkin' bout

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Of course, I'd like to be trapped in a room with 24 human females

.

denniswrenn · May 15th, 2001, 01:29 PM

It's also caused by eating large amounts of red meat throughout your life... But... that's even more for their cause... But I don't see what they have against milk.... if we didn't milk the cows, they'd most likely die...

ricmitch_uk · May 15th, 2001, 01:32 PM

I reckon that John & James should run around in the wheels for a while, see what it's like. Perhaps then they will show the hamsters the respect they deserve, and start pension funds for them all, so they can retire to a ranch upstate and start a family, without having to worry about the IRS. (Just Americanising that seeing as most of you are).

**barrk** · May 15th, 2001, 01:33 PM

Don't bother them with facts Dennis.....when you're right you don't need facts!!!!!!!

**Static** · May 15th, 2001, 01:34 PM

Screw The Hampsters...GO NUCLEAR!!

denniswrenn · May 15th, 2001, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by geoff_xrx
Screw The Hampsters...

Maybe that's your cup of tea, but I prefer human females myself..

**parksie** · May 15th, 2001, 01:38 PM

Yeah, I agree with Dennis on that

chenko · May 15th, 2001, 01:39 PM

**zmerlinz** · May 15th, 2001, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
I reckon that John & James should run around in the wheels for a while, see what it's like. Perhaps then they will show the hamsters the respect they deserve, and start pension funds for them all, so they can retire to a ranch upstate and start a family, without having to worry about the IRS. (Just Americanising that seeing as most of you are).

Does that mean that the Hampsters will be running the forums, and will Karl be in the wheel as well ??

**Static** · May 15th, 2001, 01:41 PM

ok..I almost fell off my chair with that comment Dennis

**HarryW** · May 15th, 2001, 01:51 PM

I couldn't believe that letter that some PETA **** sent to the prison service demanding that some guy that's getting executed's last meal should be vegetarian. I was just astounded. I would so like to punch that guy in the face. Really hard

**Technocrat** · May 15th, 2001, 02:19 PM

Can't we give the hampsters crank or PCP or something so they will go faster. Stupid things just run to slow on this site.

**Jamagei** · May 15th, 2001, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by HarryW
I couldn't believe that letter that some PETA **** sent to the prison service demanding that some guy that's getting executed's last meal should be vegetarian. I was just astounded. I would so like to punch that guy in the face. Really hard

Come on

Harry i don't think we want to start that argument up again.... Hold yeah we do

Go Harry, Go Harry, Go Harry

ricmitch_uk · May 15th, 2001, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by zmerlinz

Does that mean that the Hampsters will be running the forums, and will Karl be in the wheel as well ??

Yep, Karl too.
The hamsters probably get more work done on the site as well.

**barrk** · May 15th, 2001, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by HarryW
I couldn't believe that letter that some PETA **** sent to the prison service demanding that some guy that's getting executed's last meal should be vegetarian. I was just astounded. I would so like to punch that guy in the face. Really hard

More stupidity for your astonishment:
Texan prisons have banned convicts on death row from having a last cigarette, on the grounds that it is bad for their health. However, to compensate for this, condemned men will instead be permitted to chew a stick of celery.

**Ianpbaker** · May 15th, 2001, 03:26 PM

politicians, don't you just love them.

**HarryW** · May 15th, 2001, 03:32 PM

What the *****? What the flying *****? What kind of webbed fingered loon would propose such a moronic and deeply, deeply retarded rule as that?

Only in Texas.

**barrk** · May 15th, 2001, 03:37 PM

Must have something to do with the governor...now let me think....who was the governor of Texas up until 5 months ago?????

**Jamagei** · May 15th, 2001, 03:37 PM

Dammit man, I need a HIT! Let me have it, i'll do anything for that sweet taste of celery.....

Nope, doesn't quite do it for me.

Jethro · May 15th, 2001, 09:32 PM

Originally posted by parksie
Yeah, I agree with Dennis on that

Thats not what the bloke who delivers the PVC Piping to your place reckons. He says it's wall to wall funny coloured hamsters

Harry

Get out of it, cannot believe you don't love everything and everyone.

Hamster Liberation Army Death to the infidel, may the paws of allah descend upon them.

**Jeff_1** · May 15th, 2001, 11:56 PM

Excuse me while i laugh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA "Militan vegetarian activists"???
Next time they have a rally or whatever it is they do when they get together..i think i will be on the nearest rooftop tossing kitties off the roof and shouting "kittens are the most precious thing on the planet"..i suppose the sight of someone punting a cat into the air from a 5 story building and watching it smash onto the ground would do the job

HAHAHAHAHA i think i would be too busy laughing at them too actually kick their ass then again i hate stupid people so ill settle for "laughing while i kick their ass" instead.

Ok..not giving the convict his last cigarette on the grounds of that it is bad for his health was bad enough...but now they want to give him a celery stick??!!! HAHAHAHA i dont even think george w. bush is that stupid...i think it is just some sadist idea of "getting the last laugh" in on the prisoner before he dies..seriously though..makes you wonder what kind of dimwits/nimrods/numbskulls/baffoons are in power.... sheesh!

ricmitch_uk · May 16th, 2001, 01:16 AM

Originally posted by Jeff_1
makes you wonder what kind of dimwits/nimrods/numbskulls/baffoons are in power.... sheesh!

Isn't a Nimrod a very good sportsman?

That's what it says in the dictionary, I looked it up when I got the GreenDay album of the same name.

**Jeff_1** · May 16th, 2001, 02:12 AM

it was a derogatory ( spelled right? ) comment??

Nimrod sounds more like an insult..hmm

www.dictionary.com

**Jeff_1** · May 16th, 2001, 02:16 AM

whodove thunk it! nimrod is a hunter, a son of a ham, and a city in Maine..i think Mn is the abbreviation for Maine..dunno. but it's funny

check it out for yourself

http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=Nimrod

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