This guy walks into a pub.......

**AndyB** · May 15th, 2001, 06:37 PM

This guy walks into a pub,goes up to the bar and orders a beer, he then notices a large dog lying under the pool table licking its testicles, he turns to the barman and says, gees I wish I could do that and the barman replies, you better pat him first to see if he bites.

**SteveCRM** · May 15th, 2001, 07:03 PM

I guess I'll be the one to start this....

*Parksie walks into a bar*

denniswrenn · May 15th, 2001, 07:08 PM

*and falls on Steve; Dennis takes all their drinks*

**SteveCRM** · May 15th, 2001, 07:16 PM

*Steve gets up, and orders another drink with parksies credit card*

**AndyB** · May 15th, 2001, 07:23 PM

Steve befriends the dog.

**SteveCRM** · May 15th, 2001, 07:27 PM

*Steve smashes beer bottle and points it at Andy...but luckily Einstein walks in and punches Andy*

**Arbiter** · May 16th, 2001, 02:35 AM

Arbiter strolls in, asks for a cool pint of Guinness and sits at the end of the bar to watch the fun.

**tumblingdown** · May 16th, 2001, 03:08 AM

Ian walks in and the barman informs him that "there's no sherry in his pub, only proper beer". Ian is gutted.

td.

**Arbiter** · May 16th, 2001, 03:20 AM

Arbiter takes a small bottle of sherry from inside his jacket pocket and places it in the middle of the floor as bait.

Let's see how long it takes Ian to smell it.....

**Ianpbaker** · May 16th, 2001, 03:25 AM

*sigh* here we go again, obiously you are both so un-funny that you have to use a year old joke. oh well, if you can't think of anything new.*sigh*

**Gaffer** · May 16th, 2001, 03:31 AM

Ian walks in and the barman informs him that "there's no drambuie in his pub, only proper beer". Ian is gutted.

**Arbiter** · May 16th, 2001, 03:33 AM

Ooooohhhh.......

Who's stolen Ian's teddy bear this morning?

Arbiter presents Ian with a nice new cuddy teddy bear from his jacket.

**Ianpbaker** · May 16th, 2001, 03:34 AM

well if you want to post that i'm a fancy licker, then that's up to you mate

**Arbiter** · May 16th, 2001, 03:41 AM

Arbiter pokes Ian with a pointed stick (also from his Jacket) trying to provoke some kind of response from him.

He also sups his Guinness.

**tumblingdown** · May 16th, 2001, 03:49 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
*sigh* here we go again, why do you guys always put me have a go at me for drinking sherry? It's a nice civilised drink, all the old people drink it, and besides which it tastes great. I know i'm not a real drinker like you guys, but at least i'm trying. Obviously you are both so un-funny that you have to use a year old joke. oh well, if you can't think of anything new.*sigh*

You're right mate, we really shouldn't take the p*ss ;-)

td.

**Gaffer** · May 16th, 2001, 04:10 AM

Ian, I'm sure Arbiter and td are sherry sorry...

**Ianpbaker** · May 16th, 2001, 06:51 AM

Originally posted by Arbiter
Ooooohhhh.......

Who's stolen Ian's teddy bear this morning?

Arbiter presents Ian with a nice new cuddy teddy bear from his jacket.

come on, you should know by now, that it doesn't bother me

Originally posted by Arbiter

Arbiter pokes Ian with a pointed stick (also from his Jacket) trying to provoke some kind of response from him.

very busy at work, no time to play

Originally posted by Gaffer

Ian, I'm sure Arbiter and td are sherry sorry...

no more ribs left to brake after that comment

**Gaffer** · May 16th, 2001, 07:09 AM

*Gaffer strokes Ians head gently

Awww, mate. Is it due to the Gooner performance on saturday?

**Ianpbaker** · May 16th, 2001, 08:06 AM

how have west ham done this season ? as I only ever look at the top half of the table and also check european results

**Gaffer** · May 16th, 2001, 08:48 AM

Mmm, hairy muff. You win.

I promise never to connect your name with Sherry any more.

**tumblingdown** · May 16th, 2001, 09:05 AM

Ian,

i sherry promise never to connect sherry sherry sherry also.

td.

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