Question for the aussies

**Jeff_1** · May 12th, 2001, 01:35 AM

What is your opinion of crocodile dundee? is he a fake? or what?

**cyberwarpy** · May 13th, 2001, 12:59 AM

Absolutely Fake!!! Does not represent Aussie's true civilised and advanced life in any way... His movies are good and funny...but it does not REPRESENT Australia in any way.

A total freak! Also, in real-life he is an American (US Citizen) not even an Aussie..

Originally posted by Jeff_1
What is your opinion of crocodile dundee? is he a fake? or what?

Jethro · May 13th, 2001, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by Jeff_1
What is your opinion of crocodile dundee? is he a fake? or what?

Hmm....hey do you want to buy shares in a Harbour bridge?

Crocodile Dundee is as fake as Survivors down under, l mean they must have worked hard in making Survivors to exclude all the picnic furniture from the shots. What a crock.

**Beacon** · May 13th, 2001, 08:37 PM

Who'd crocodile dundee?

Ohh i remeber he's that american guy making those dodgy films about so-called australia!

The original Mick Dundee what the character was supposed to be based on was quite a legend!
He died last year while shooting at 2 policemen. He was wanted for something he did by the police! And they confronted him out in the bush ppl say he could of got away easily but he was sick of it all and started a small gun fight with 2 policemen then got shot himself!

**AndyB** · May 13th, 2001, 11:33 PM

He's for real alright I saw him on tele.

**AndyB** · May 13th, 2001, 11:42 PM

I heard that he is having an affair with Pauline, lucky devil

**cyberwarpy** · May 14th, 2001, 12:09 AM

Why would that be lucky for...?

Originally posted by AndyB
I heard that he is having an affair with Pauline, lucky devil

**AndyB** · May 14th, 2001, 12:13 AM

He would get to try out his buffalo riding skills.

**Beacon** · May 14th, 2001, 12:16 AM

Dont you mean having an affair with the devil?

**cyberwarpy** · May 14th, 2001, 12:20 AM

With a PaperBag on his head...

Originally posted by AndyB
He would get to try out his buffalo riding skills.

**AndyB** · May 14th, 2001, 01:07 AM

You are supposed to put the bag on her head.

**HarryW** · May 14th, 2001, 02:42 AM

Never heard of a double bagger? It's when you need one for her and one for you in case hers falls off

**Jamagei** · May 14th, 2001, 04:21 AM

but then, who looks at the mantlepiece when you are stoking the fire?

**cyberwarpy** · May 15th, 2001, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by Jamagei
but then, who looks at the mantlepiece when you are stoking the fire?

Jethro · May 15th, 2001, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by HarryW
Never heard of a double bagger? It's when you need one for her and one for you in case hers falls off

Actually Harry she's a wolf. Paper bag on your head, paper bag on her head, and you would rather gnaw your own arm off in the morning than wake her up when you leave.

AndyB

And you *****s bet us in the Basketball. It's just a litany of sins youj northern boys are accumulating.

**AndyB** · May 15th, 2001, 05:57 PM

Up here in Gods country we only put a paper over its head so we can keep an eye out for its mate....err I mean her head.

Jethro · May 15th, 2001, 09:06 PM

Originally posted by AndyB
Up here in Gods country we only put a paper over its head so we can keep an eye out for its mate....err I mean her head.

Ah so that was the idea behind the dingo fence. Keep you lot away from the dingos and not as has been reported down south keep the dingos to their own side

Hey Ian you would fit in right well up north, they are all sherry drinkers.

**Beacon** · May 15th, 2001, 11:16 PM

Must be the sherry or the bananas jethro!

ricmitch_uk · May 16th, 2001, 01:26 AM

I haven't read this thread, but I'd just like to say:
Crocodile Dundee kicks @$$!
Even if he is a fake.

Jethro · May 16th, 2001, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
I haven't read this thread, but I'd just like to say:
Crocodile Dundee kicks @$$!
Even if he is a fake.

So they don't let you out much then

**Beacon** · May 16th, 2001, 08:59 PM

More like Croc Dundee Takes Ass!

And thats not fake!

**Sastraxi** · May 16th, 2001, 09:29 PM

Another one, "Crocidile Hunter", okay if this guy isn't fake than I will catch a croc. with my bare hands. Quote (as best as I remember it) from Crocidile Hunter:

These crocs're really hungry right now, mate!
Okay, let's just step down here and...
(crocodiles snap and lunge)
Hmm... Maybe that's a bit too close then,
right on, chaps, lets get back a bit
Those crocs can be right fierce when hungry,
if ya know what I mean, mate.

**Beacon** · May 16th, 2001, 10:36 PM

I dont know sas but crocodile hunter used to work capturing crocs and moving crocs in QLD(andyb??) and for the tronga zoo in NSW!

He isnt a real aussie though becuase he's too extravagent(american trait). Most aussies would just do it and say "neh" not go "oh my god this is so dangerous etc etc.".

Thats why he's on your TV's not ours!

We know him for whom he really is nothing special you's dont!

**cyberwarpy** · May 16th, 2001, 11:40 PM

That could be easily said... judging by his/her/its Avatar...

Originally posted by Jethro

So they don't let you out much then

ricmitch_uk · May 17th, 2001, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by Jethro

So they don't let you out much then

No. I'm locked in my room with a computer, nothing else

. I get bread and water every other day though, and they take the bucket out every week

. It's kinda like on The Sims, when you just feel like killing someone, but want them to have fun while they starve/cr@p themselves.

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